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Porch pirate
Porch pirate is a term used to describe practitioners of porch piracy, a term coined by the MSM. It's the newest form of gibsmedat, pioneered by commies, crackheads and porch monkeys. Not to be confused with actual piracy, as no sightings of porches in Somalia have been reported since the great Hot Cocoa Expeditions of 1879. The reason being, that a porch requires a white man to build it, but Somalia is 100% black. Unlike digital piracy, no copies are made of the cardboard box or its contents, but all kind of pirates share a common trait of smelling like shit.
—Amnesty, 2015 | ||
The Environment
Porch piracy in its purest form may only occur in Florida. The sub-vestibulian conditions are fit as it has already been flooded with niggers, therefore the only missing element is a flood of water and alcoholic beverages.
As of today, no seaworthy porches have been located aside from the ones below the sea level, which are considered to be a myth as stories about Atlantis are proven to be an early example of fanfiction.
Ackchyually
| population of your city | (divided by) | the amount of niggers in your city | equals | x |
| multiply x | by 20, if it's 8pm-5am | otherwise by 5 | equals | y |
| cubic meter of the cardboard box | (divided by) | square meter of the Amazon logo on the box | equals | ö |
| take ö and shove it up uranus | ?? | next time order a bunch of printed job application templates | 3=====D~~ | Ö |
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Porch pirate is part of a series on Fox News [Over To You] |
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