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MER-C!!!! Who is MER-C? This Wikipedia page states:

MER-C = Ryulong = TheM62Manchester
MER-C IS A DELETIONSIT FUCKING BASTARD
MER-C RAPES BABIES
MER-C and Betacommand suck each others cócks
MER-C can't keep up forever
MER-C has aspergers syndrome
MER-C has deleted his hair as "not notable"
MER-C has no life
MER-C has obsessive compulsive disorder
MER-C has serious mental problems
MER-C is a baby raping vandal
MER-C is a deletionist scum bag who should be put on.wheels
MER-C is a useless person
MER-C is almost as lame as CSCWEM
MER-C is obviously someones sockpuppet
MER-C likes licking cats
MER-C likes to look at horse porn
MER-C lives in his moms basement
MER-C needs to have brain surgery
MER-C needs to take up litter picking
MER-C plays with his twinkle
MER-C should be put in a garbage disposal
MER-C should be put in a mental hospital
MER-C should have his pénis cut off
MER-C should have his pénis dipped in boiling oil!
MER-C should piss off
MER-C wears fur coats
MER-C weighs 25 stone
MER-C\Blu Aardvark
MER.C is a salad tosser

What's MER-C Do?

08:25, 20 November 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved SOCCER IS FOOTBALL IS GAY. MAKES GRAWP ANGRY. Anyways, soccer is the real name. It's still a better sport than football, though. Football sucks massive cock. MASSIVE GRAWP COCK! to 2006 FIFA World Cup over redirect (revert) (revert)
10:46, 22 September 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved LOL MER-C IS A FUCKING WANKER WHO RAPES BABIES ON WHEELS! to Merc over redirect (revert) (revert)
10:04, 22 September 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved OMG SECRET NAZI FOREST! GODW1NS LAW V1074710N!!!2111!!!!! to Forest swastika over redirect (revert) (revert)
10:04, 22 September 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved Wikimedia Foundation is a corrupt fraud which will be exposed by WoW, the Wikipedia review, Wikitruth, Daniel brandt and others! Slimvirgin is Linda Mack. MER-C is sunholm and Miza13 is curps! to Wikimedia Foundation over redirect (revert) (revert)
13:29, 17 July 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved Ryulong blocks innocent IPs as open proxies to Ilinden-Preobrazhenie Uprising over redirect (revert) (revert)
13:29, 17 July 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved MER-C drinks horse semen to Kotpad over redirect (revert) (revert)
13:29, 17 July 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved Slim Virgin wears fur coats to Pug Southerland over redirect (revert) (revert)
13:29, 17 July 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved MER-C rapes babies to Neomphalidae over redirect (revert) (revert)
12:19, 13 July 2007 MER-C (Talk | contribs) moved I WANNA FUCK KELLY MARTIN THE TRANSSEXUAL to Dodge Intrepid over redirect (revert) (revert)