Joseph Smith

This article is about the fraudster, rapist and paedophile. You may be looking for the horror he unleashed. Alternatively, you may be looking for Mormon Jesus

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I AM THE PROPHET OF GOD!
Joseph "Three lives 40 wives" Smith
Born	1805 (age 214 in 2019)
Nationality	Americunt
Occupation	Farmer, "Treasure Hunter", "Necromancer".
Religion name	Mormonism "Christianity"
Preceded by	Guru Nanak
Followed by	L. Ron Hubbard
Current location	Nauvoo, Illinois
Nicknames	Joseph "The Second Coming" Smith Joseph "She's flowered I assure you" Smith Joseph the Rapist Joseph the Paedophile Joseph the Bastard Joseph the Heathen Muhammad II

Joseph Smith Jr. was the most prolific rapist in the history of the World, surpassing Ghenghis Khan, Prophet Muhammad and perhaps even the Russian Army. He lived in America back in the good old days, and his actions were quite normal for the time. Like most of the shitstains who lived during the time before teh internetz, Joseph Smith should have been long forgotten, except for the fact that he decided to create his very own religion to help increase his pussy income.

This religion survives as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, also known as the Mormon Church. Like Muhammad, Joseph Smith based his religion entirely on acquiring land, power and sex.

Imprisonment, death and burial

Joseph Smith was imprisoned in Illinois on charges of being a religious fanatic and terrorist. He was then shot in the face, thrown out of a window, and shot again. His final words were "Allahu Akbar"

Site

In addition to receiving holy revelations from God, Joseph Smith was also endowed with numerous sites. josephsmith.com. It is currently being updated by the Mormon Church, who have no doubt prepared a big surprise for us all. There are various clone sites including joseph-smith.com, which leads to a sect of the Mormon Church. josephsmith.net links to the main website of the Mormon Church.