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Jennifer Lynn Petkov
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Since the beginning of time, people that are forced to live near each other have been bitching about one thing or another, ratcheting up the violence, and finally taking things too far. Most of the time an outsider looking in can get a few cheap laughs off of the sniping and the quipping, but when you add the internet, Huntington’s disease, a pickup truck painted like a hearse, and a coffin in the front yard, things go from ordinary lulz to spectacular rage within the blink of an eye.
The feud in question, between Jennifer Lynn Petkov and the family of Kathleen Edward reached new highs (or lows, depending on how you look at it) when Jennifer made a Facebook page that had some images of the girl in the arms of a skulled death figure and also an image showing Kathleen as the skull between two crossbones. While most of the time, it should be frowned upon when a grown woman harasses a 7 year old girl who is dying of a brain eating disease, this special case should warn everybody about knee-jerk reactions and the freedom of speech. Also, an inexplicably sudden outbreak of human emotion has set the world on a mission to defend this girl from her zany neighbor.
History
Evidently the boring stuff started a while back when somebody wasn’t invited to a birthday party. However, since nobody cares about the inane bullshit, we can skip over that part pretty quickly. Yes, the cops have come out to visit the Petkov's house more than once, but that only adds fuel to the fire as they have been served restraining orders to keep away from the Edward family. Good job, they'll just take their trolling to the internet! Focus on the fact that it is two bitches and their husbands who are mad at each other for stupid reasons and everything will fit into the big picture. Then, remember that a kid who is dying is also involved, and her mother succumbed to Hutchinson's disease a year ago.
Current Events
Just because you have the freedom of speech here in America, that doesn’t always mean you should use it. Jennifer is an out and out white-trash idiot who actually told a camera crew that she was glad she made the Facebook page. She also further raged members of the internet by acting like a cruel asshole.
—Jennifer in front of the cameras | ||
After that little spout, she was then told that what she was saying “sounded sick.” Her only reply was for everybody to “take it or leave it.” While she was being interviewed, officers from the Trenton, Michigan police department showed up and entered the Petkov home. Why? Were they looking for a Huntington’s disease rifle that fires pure sickness?
What is really worrying is the fact that many people in the neighborhood and on the internet seem to think that making an evil Facebook page and parking a shitty pickup truck in your front yard constitutes a crime. On several occasions, people can be found asking “Have charges been filed yet?” As if speaking your mind in public is now a punishable offense in America. While it is not, at this writing, against the law to do such things, it should be against the law to be as moronically stupid as Jennifer.
In any event, owning a truck and coffin that scares a child doesn't fall under protected speech, and the Petkovs have been served a personal protection order.
Apology
Amazingly, after all of this crap, Jennifer’s husband offered an apology—but only after the house had been egged. One can only imagine the scene inside the house once the couple realized that they had been vandalized:
- Jennifer in harpy mode: “Git out thar and clean them aigs up offen my vinyl sidin.”
- Husband in browbeaten mode: “okay.”
- Jennifer in harpy mode: “An when ye git done, get back on that facebook and tell errybody yer sorry.”
- Husband: “But I ain’t”
- Jennifer in harpy mode: “I knows ye ain’t, but ye just gotta tell errybody that…it’s called PUBIC RELASHUNS.”
- Husband: “p-p-pubic ruh ruh ruh, sheet, I caint say them words…”
- Jennifer in harpy mode: “Nevermind, just get them aigs cleaned up and I’ll type this apology thing up fer you to sign later…”
In reality, here is the public apology that was issued:
—Sincere? I think not. | ||
Also, the hen-pecked wimp husband added:
Documentation
Because we know you sick fuckers want them:
Address: Jennifer & Scott Petkov
167 Detroit St
Trenton, MI 48183-1210
Phone number (has been d/c'd): (734) 479-0776
Forum for Jennifer's workplace: Doheny Supplies
Rally
Shit just got real. Now more idiots on Facebook have created a page called Rally for Kathleen Edwards "Get the Devil off Detroit Street" and have decided to hold a rally for the precious snowflake. They currently have plans to hold the rally on October 23rd in case you feel like attending.
Quotes
—You. | ||
There really isn’t a need for a quotes section on this subject as just about everybody in the world wants to string this bitch up in a lynch mob that spans five continents. Lots of teen boys (see also: Internet Losers) also seem to want to punch her in the face. But to satisfy the internet and its incredible desire to hear people scream profanities at each other, here is a small sampling of the Rage that is being spewed on yet another Facebook page:
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Justice
On October 20, 2010 Jennifer Petkov was brought into an emergency custody hearing initiated by the father of two of her children from a previous relationship. At said hearing Jennifer was stripped of custody of the children, and they will now live with their father.
Gallery
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Kathleen Edwards, 7, who has Huntington's, NOT Parkinson's -
Reverse troll -
Looks like somebody is an MSPaint expert.
See Also
- Moralfag
- Internet Tough Guy
- Girl Drama
- White Knighting
- That's not funny, my brother died that way
- Troll's Remorse
Links
- Downriver Trash
- "Girl with Huntington's disease faces online taunts" - Chicago Tribune
- Videogum
- Jennifer Petkov (Burnett) on Classmates.com
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