Hepday

Hepday, celebrated every Jewly 31st, celebrates two events. The first and foremost being the liberation of Hepatista prisoners being held by black person forces during the great Turban Conflict of 1983. Second, and much less notably, it is hepkitten's birthday.

In 2005, jesuitx and weev of Bantown made a song to commemorate Hep's 27th birthday. In 2006 the tradition continued with another track honoring Hep's 28th birthday.

Happy Birthday @ Hep

Fat Slut

I hope you get raped by Serbians

Fat Slut

I hope you get raped by Serbians

Happy Birthday you big fat whore

Happy Birthday you big fat slut

Happy Birthday Hepkitten

You big fat slut

Happy Birthday Hepkitten

Happy Birthday (Happy Birthday) Hepkitten

Happy Birthday Hepkitten

You big fat slut

Happy Birthday @ Hep, Again

I told you before that you were a slut

and that I wanted you to get raped by the Serbians

and I'll say it again because the feeling is so true

I hope you get raped by the Serbians

It is your birthday little girl

It is your birthday you fat slut

It is your birthday little girl

It is your birthday you fat cunt

you stupid fat slut

stop eating twinkies while yuriy puts it in your butt

outside DC's Serbian embassy there's a statue

the country's hero, the man who molested you

I give him mad props, he is a true pimp

so much better than your current gimp

your face is worse than jpegs dot on dot nimp dot org

makes my dick go limp like the thought of shiloh as a cyborg

happy birthday slut, i hope this song rings as true

as tehdely frotting with fags, we fucking hate you

Oh on this great day, this birthday of yours

I hope you realize that you're the biggest of whores

Oh hep, oh hep, oh yea yea yeahhh

External Lynks

http://www.inkee.org/random/hepday.mp3 - hepkitten's mirror
http://miller.yipe.org/hepday.mp3 - jesuitx's mirror
Hepday '06

Hepday

Happy Birthday @ Hep

Happy Birthday @ Hep, Again

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