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Got my girlfriend to model for my car
—GPx |
"Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)" is the subject line of the most viewed thread ever on Bodybuilding.com. It is also a term used by Body builders and douchebags to imply that they are better than the others on the workout gym they're in.
On Nov 6, 2008, user GPx posted pics of his Doonesbury-eyed "girlfriend" modeling for his Acura Integra in the MISC forum. Although from the OP it was obvious that he is trolling, in only three days the thread ballooned to a 1,800 reply epic saga with photoshops and people making fun of the fugliest woman OTI, and over 4 million views from around the world, making it the forum's most popular thread of all time [1].
As of December 1, 2008, the thread has been deleted. We all took myspace screencaps, but like grade-A morons it didn't occur to us to archive the OP. Fukken saved
Thread timeline
- OP posts some pix.
- Someone says "first".
- OP posts second batch of pics, confesses to frauding in whitetext so most people don't notice.
- Plenty of people shit bricks.
- photoshops start.
- Second person claims to be Ellie's real boyfriend, posts what appears to be original content.
- n00bs from other forums come in.
- Ellie makes her MySpace private.
- Dude admits to not being her real BF
[2]. - 4chan alerted, epic fail guy signs up
[3]. - First white knights appear
[4][5] [6]. - Forum infrastructure unable to deliver:
13. Thread locked :(
14. Thread deleted, lol.
Meet Ellie
MySpace screen shots
At first, Ellie made her MySpace private. After another day of mockery and endless friend requests, she made her page public again. Lulz archivists hurried to take screen shots before she changed her mind again:
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MySpace front page
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joke's on you! blog entry
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"last words" blog entry
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"one more thing" page 1
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"one more thing" page 2
Highlights from an entry
- "Some people think I look great in the bikni, others (obviously) think the exact opposite....."
- "NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that."
- "How about....a ****in' life, people?"
- "I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. "
Sorry, "brah". Reverse psychology isn't gonna work this time.
PROTIP: don't claim not to care what ppl think in the middle of writing a full page message. It's too obvious.
Potable Quotables
White Knighting for grade D pussy:
—Jason Fattyfuck.. |
—HULK THRASH! |
—Waiting For The Free Handouts |
Pwnt from the mouth of babes:
—jessicalavon |
One poster ventures a scholarly theory:
—EnergyTurtle |
Fun facts
- 50% of the thread is reposting.
- When responding to the thread, quote the first post for extra lulz.
- OP is now asking for donations "for the lulz": "DONATE MONEYS 4 THE LULZ FROM EPIC THREAD @ [email protected]" (from his signature).
- Everyone on bodybuilding.com says "brah".
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Page one
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Which one is your girlfriend?
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Another fixt!
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DO NOT WANT.
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Replacement for pain series.
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Eerily similar.
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Subtle
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Ellie Cobblepot
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Your fugliness is killing the wildlife.
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ugh
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Strangely Attractive.
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Doin it right / thread saved.
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Yet another Fixt!
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the opposite of fixt
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five dollar foot long
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DEAR GOD
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Seinfeld! Table four!
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why Michael Jackson wears sunglasses.
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mini unrelated lulz almost lost in epic thread.
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Her first (and last) cover photo.
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But my god they soon will
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A typical reaction.
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Riker is sad
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FIXED!!! OM NOM NOM NOM
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OH SHI-
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The animated series
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Typical reaction.
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The fugly will not end!
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Yes, you can.
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lollers
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Maximum fugliness.
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LOLZ
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Be afraid.
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Mecha-Ellie
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On Model Makeover
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The original thread has been deleted, but here is a spoof of the original. The OP shown is exactly the same as the O-OP (yeah you know me).
Archived Thread
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YouTubes
See Also
External links
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031 THE THREADDeleted.
- Ellie's MySpace
(set to private as of yesterday)Public again!Private once more.Public for 12thteenth time.Nope, Ellie is private again.PUBLIC! Make up your mind bitch.Public profile, but private pictures.Deleted.
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