Fyrerii

Fyrerii (Also known as Lauren Jennon and Lauren Prias) is an opinionated little bitch who's addicted to gay korean roleplays, known for posting shitty emo poetry and poorly drawn furries on her DeviantART, and posting her awkward-angled pictures on MySpace. All of her friends are huge whores who make her feel as if she's something other than a whiny worthless tub of shit, which has caused her ego to go through the roof. If you don't listen to her problems, question her authority, or point out her photoshopped pictures, she'll curl into a little ball and weep like a bitch. She has a very average life, but loves to make people feel bad for her. She whines about not getting enough attention and can be found whining for comments on MySpace.

Gimme, Gimme!

Fyrerii's fat ass loves attention, positive or negative. She goes wild when you comment her fat ass pictures on MySpace, send her messages, e-mails, comments, or add her as a friend on any website account she has. Compliments will make you her good friend, and if you're nice to the little fatty, you're automatically her BFF Jill. Of course, being her BFF is a very hard job. Hard as a priest at a playground. That's why no one is her friend for very long.

Did I mention fatty loves attention? It's a busy job keeping that whore happy [even though she never is, and her three top ways to keep her happy are, in order of importance: Picture Comments, Comments, and Messages. ALL picture comments must tell her that she has beautiful hair, pretty eyes, and a beautiful figure. ALL comments must be asking how she is, how she is feeling, or generally anything about her in general. Same goes for messages. This is what happens to the people who don't comment her within 6 hours of their last comment:

	“	You haven't commented me in AGES. you should. Do it. >:[ I can't believe you haven't been fucking commenting me.	„
	— Fyrerii, bitching about comments.

If you say anything bad about her being a little comment whore, she'll flame you and try to make you feel stupid, even if you completely pwned her. Dumbass? Pretty much. Queen bitch is always right, according to herself, this is exactly what she would have said to you:

	“	Shut the fuck up [Insert Name]. If you wanna call me a fucking attention whore, do it over AIM. + I can ask you to comment me if I fucking feel like it. You're my best friend, after all. <___<	„
	— Fyrerii, thinking she's hot shit.

And here is a quote from a poor, innocent friend of mine who has witnessed some of fatty's...fattiness.

	“	Oh God. What the fuck is this shit? Did her daddy beat her when she was little? Ugh. I feel sorry for any person that ends up liking her. It must take about 4 hours of shoveling layers of fat out of the way to get to her pussy!	„
	— A poor victim of her existence.

Here is a warning in advance. Viewing the below links comes with serious risks such as; seizures, vomiting, death, stroke, the shits, stomach explosion, and many others. You have been warned.

Gone Into Hideing

Looks like fatty tried slip under the radar by making a new devianTART account, the link has been updated with her new URL.

Contact

• MySpace [Last Name - Prias or Jennon]
• DeviantART
• AIM: its lauren Prias
• MSN: [email protected]
• NeoPets: [The damn furry.]
• Her Blog: Bitching! Beware!
• MapleStory: Windia - Fyrii

See Also:

• Fat girl angle shot
• internet disease
• devianTART
• Fatty
• attention whore
• Can't fit inside an MRI
• emo

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