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Forbidden
Forbidden is a certain form of the plague virus that originated on MySpace. Who knows where the fuck she came from, or why, but she's here. All that is known about her was recently declassified by the CIA. Apparently, Forbidden was created as an exercise in how to trump up mediocrity in the form of a half raccoon/half bulimia hybrid. Although the project was a success, the creation soon escaped away from them. It is known fact that she spent many years hiding in urban sewage systems, feeding on dead fetuses and stale feces to nourish her dark soul.
Because of her dark, mysterious past, she loves Nine inch nails. This proves that, in fact, she IS dark and mysterious. There is no denying the fact that nine-inch nails are for the darkest of the dark. And Forbidden, well, she's even more dark than you. As almost if to drive the darkness home even further, she includes some of her elegant stream of consciousness poetry on her Myspace shrine. This only shows her to be on an artistic level of Shakespeare. Clearly she has mastered the human mind.
She is also from Orange County, California. This will be used as an excuse to allow any foreign aggression to occur in the state of California.
In retrospect, it seems the experiment worked. Roughly 800,000 men riding The Virginmobile drool over her daily, without realizing that if she has no makeup on, she ranks slightly above "60 miles of bad road" on the attractiveness scale. Let her be a role model to women injured in eye shadow explosions forever.
Recently forbidden was offered a shoot in playboy, but was disappointed that she did not make the cover. In a recent MySpace entry, she links to an internets petition to try and get her on the cover, effectively advertising to the world what a shitty, difficult model she is. Between serial adding on MySpace and taking people to internet court for calling her a bitch on their websites, its clear that forbidden lives a full and meaningful life.
It appears however that she just cannot put enough shit on her MySpace page because entering it causes your computer to lag like crazy. Just like the GIF article on ED.
Theories on the spread of her fame
Scientists have attempted to explain her phenomenon, but most walked away after the first hour, proclaiming "holy shit, we're all so goddamned stupid." Nonetheless, she is living proof that if you suck enough Orange County metrosexual dick, you too can be in Playboy.