Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 14, 2014

TJ Lane

A fine example of citizenry from Ohio, TJ Lane is famous for being a teenaged killer who trolled the fuck out of the court room during his sentencing with his god tier edge. TJ (which is short for Thizzlehat Junction) was apparently the subject of some extreme trolling and bullying, which prompted him to bring a gun to school and shoot some people for fun. He's currently in custody, and his killcount stands at 3, getting hitmarkers on only 2 other people of a lower class than him. Dumbfuck should have used Stopping Power and an heroed for bonus points.

In a dramatic turn of events, TJ, after suffering extreme physical and mental anguish from the constant buttsex he was enduring in the slammer, made a daring, edgy escape from prison on none other than September 11th of 2014. He lasted almost 6 hours on the lam before being busted in front of a farmhouse in the woods, armed with a fucking pitchfork (pic related). The young man was peacefully returned to his prison cell, where he now gets anally reamed twice as hard on a regular basis, concluding that he'd rather be sexually violated for the rest of his life than kill himself to escape that fate.

(( CAN'T CONTAIN THE LANE ))

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