Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 31, 2023

Palestine

Palestine (Arabic: فلسطين), also known as Fuck-You-I-Was-Here-First-Land is the drama headquarters of the world; no single place in the world has generated this much drama since Nazi Germany. Palestine continually gets pwned by Israel, and Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to spontaneous detonation, causing much annoyance and lulz. The Palestinians lived in Palestine since the Muslims raped the Byzantines, while the Jews lived there since before lolitas were invented. According to Rachel Corrie, this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land. Most recently, Palestinians in Gaza generated enormous drama on the world stage. It has been suggested that Palestinians have just as much of a persecution complex as do Jews.

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