Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 12, 2015

TheRalphRetort

Ethan Ralph, also known as "The Ralph" or "TheRalphRetort" used to be an SJW until they discarded him for being too fat, after which he created a pro-GamerGate "website" called "The Ralph Retort". Often brags about being a journalist because he runs a clickbait Gaymergate drama "news site", despite him not being able to spell to save his life and violating even the most basic standards of journalistic ethics upheld even by the journos he constantly badmouths. The only reason he has his website, besides being a place for him to store pictures of his underage girlfriend, is for advertisement sheckels. His weight is estimated to be at least 4 Randi Harpers, and with pictures of his dick finally surfacing, it could be concluded that it adds absolutely zero to his immense mass. Evil tongues are claiming the dick pics to be fake, as Ralph doesn't have a dick.

(( FATTY MCFATASS ))

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