Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 9, 2023

Nikola Tesla

The original mad scientist. Nik is best known for being an attention whore, an uber-1337 h4x0r, illegal immigrant from Austro-Hungarian Empire, IQ over 9000 and for trolling Einstein. He was born during the renaissance in 1984, his father was a pedophilic priest, his mother died before he was born at age eleven. He moved to America to avoid the love of his German father. He's well known by conpiracy theorists for having invented free energy for the world. Due to the lack of future money revenue of this project and the dangers of making it collapse the illuminati's capitalism and making humankind step further in the evolution and enlightment illuminati hidded this from the world but still it was rediscovered by another American named Edwin Gray. Of course all of this was hidden until today, mainly through the involvement of Donald Trump's uncle John, who examined all Tesla's inventions after Tesla's death and covered them up. For more info use TOR and visit the deepweb .onion pages within the External Links section of this article. A good start on uncovering his secrets is the ebook Free Energy Secrets with Tesla patents.

(( The Man, Not The Shitty 1980s Hair Band ))

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