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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 23, 2013
With the NBA season at its close, the sports world is now focused on the recovery of the league's biggest star, who is bravely fighting a torn Achilles tendon. Never was there a better time to remind everybody that Kobe Bryant fucked a crying white girl in the ass until there was blood everywhere.
In case you didn't know...Kobe Bryant is a typical uppity-ass nigger and all-star NBA Basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers who looks like a Doberman Pinscher. He spent a large portion of his childhood in Italy where his father was playing professionally, which automatically made him a white-washed mulatto guidofaggot. He returned to the states to play high school basketball, where he was instantly hailed as the boss nigger and acquired via illegal labor practices by the Lakers. In 2003, while rehabilitating from knee surgery at a Colorado Spa, Bryant had consensual sex with a white woman and then raped her in the ass.
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