Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 9, 2014

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3GI Industries

3GI Industries, more appropriately titled "Five Guys, A Girl, And A Video Game," is a crew of young misfits from Milwaukee, Wisconsin that are famous for their real life Super Smash Tournament video series.

3GI began its career when the crew were all just teenagers who wanted so badly to be like the guys in Jackass. They impulsively began filming themselves doing a myriad of ridiculous stunts and public trolling while wearing costumes and using props, firecrackers, and other explosive devices.

It doesn't take an armchair psychiatrist or a Fact Cat to see through 3GI's innocent "virgin gamer" front they unsuccessfully attempt to put on. Being young men (and a tomboy) on the internet, 3GI's main source of views obviously comes from the diverse crowd of sexual deviants that frequent YouTube on a regular basis.

3GI's childlike wrestling matches are more clearly viewed as thinly-veiled gay porn, and it doesn't help their case when they constantly feature shirtless cut scenes or entertain various fetishes in their videos, such as wearing and throwing diapers at each other, pouring liquid that looks like feces on each others faces, and parading around town in animal costumes.

(( LET'S PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS! ))


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