Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 26, 2015

Shanley Kane

Shanley Kane (aka "Kittenpies") is the psychotic co-founder founder and CEO (never mention her ex-partner who was creepily lesbo-stalked by Kane until she had to quit) of "Model View Culture", something she pretends is a company but is actually just a blog, and is all about writing whiny articles about how she never made it big in tech simply because she's a woman, instead of the fact that she's utterly incompetent.

Shanley describes herself as "a cultural critic, writer and feminist", but in reality she's a fat, batshit-insane Twitter bot who used to date weev and be a white supremacist, but now spends her days bitterly bragging about how much money male dumbasses throw at her Patreon in exchange for her calling them nerds, because she's angry that her plan to cover her pale skin and acne with seven layers of makeup and fucking her way to the top failed, as no amount of makeup could distract from her massive, 3x4-foot forehead. She does all this while secretly living off the allowance from her wealthy architect father and white, CEO boyfriend because her blog is a joke and she needs to suck dick and beg for money from her dad to keep up appearances that she's a strong, independent woman.

She recently became internet famous when, after years of literally ending every argument with "fuck you" and asking her twitter army of lonely white knights to defend her, drunk off of imaginary power she decided that she could actually somehow get the CEO of linux fired using feminism and got her ass whooped by the entire internet.

On a related note, it is worth mentioning that Shan is also an S&M loving pervert. Do her a favor and throw some "abusive" and "harassing" messages her way. As both a feminist and masochist, she lives for that kind of thing.

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