Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 8, 2023

Catholic

The Catholic church (not to be confused with it's close affiliate NAMBLA) is the largest organized pedophile ring in the world who pretend to enjoy eating fish sticks on Fridays during Lent and wearing ashes on their forehead once a year to creep people out. Catholics are well known for acceptance of pedophilia in all its forms. Children actually stand less of a chance of being raped by furries than Cath-o-holic priests. All Catholics are closet homosexuals and victims of a repressed sexuality that comes from nonsensical religions such as Catholicism. Note: Some Catholics are not religious, but they may be addicted to cats. Just like fake church of Jehovah Witnesses, before you die, it is important for the church to be remembered in your will.

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