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When you see it, you'll know that 2 nukes weren't enough.

DATE (moonspeak: ダテ; pronounced: dah-teh) is the pen name of a græt Japanese philosopher who dared to ask the timeless, existential question "If you swap bodies with someone and then fuck them, are you actually fucking yourself?" – Unfortunately, noone answered his question the first time he asked, so DATE then proceeded to ask it over and over and over again in the monthly Japanese hentai manga anthology Comic UNREAL in the hopes that, eventually, someone would be able to solve this most perplexing of life's many mysteries.

When not pondering life's greatest mysteries, DATE spends his time in his personal art studio where he channels the spirit of the late Leonardo da Vinci to create true masterpieces of modern art. Themes that are common in DATE's artwork include nekkid animu girls having their innards sucked out, fugly basement dwellers who look like they're about to go on a school shooting rampage, and spooky scary skeletons with flames shooting out of their everywhere.

Introduction

DATE is a sick fuck of a hentai mangaka whose fetishes include, but are not limited to: skinsuits, possession, genderbending, selfcest, netorare and pretty much any other creepy shit that you can imagine.


Deep Stalker

Where most readers say "Fuck this shit, I'm out."

Deep Stalker is DATE's signature series, the plot revolves around a butthurt teenager being given dark powers by Lucifer and then body-snatching his love interest's BFF and then fucking his love interest's boyfriend.

Nearly all of DATE's stories involve socially inept teenage boys who have just been rejected by their love interest/stalking victim gaining demonic powers or some other retarded shit that allows them to kill people and turn them into magickal skinsuits that they can then wear in order to become their victim – The protagonist then proceeds to become a girl and starts fucking guys and ultimately ends up being killed off xirself.


Residence

Residence (moonspeak: レジデンス; pronounced: resident-evil) is a series of unconnected stories that all revolve around creepy mansions and the people who are stupid enough to venture within their confines. Although the stories are not related, they all tend to end with someone losing their dick and gaining a pussy.

A filthy rich loli accidentally wishes to trade places with a "fairy" that's actually a fucking imp. The imp then seduces the loli's father by transforming into his dead wife, then transforms back into his daughter to make him think that he's going batshit insane.

The imp then continues to haunt the mansion and lures in an innocent shota who, for some unexplained reason, turns into a girl after releasing all of his cum. Wondering what the fuck you just read? We're honestly wondering the same thing.

Other Works

The greatest story that should have never been told.
There is nothing sexier than a woman whose brain has been eaten away by parasites.
A scene from DATE's favourite film.

Hanshin

Hanshin (半身) tells the story of a faggy, unnamed hikkikomori who realizes that he has the power to force half of his soul into another person's body or some shit. Upon learning of his amazing power, he quickly proceeds to abuse the fuck out of it by taking over girls' bodies and literally fucking himself. Eventually he realizes that his power would make it super easy to burglarize houses by possessing the residents and begins a crime spree with his accomplice – Himself.

After possessing a housewife and proceeding to fuck himself in the bedroom of a house he's burglarizing, the other half of his soul decides to betray him because it wants to be the girl forever or something. Ends with him murdering himself by smashing his own fucking head in with a glass bottle while he's raping himself.

That's Not Really Me!

Konna no, Atashi Janai! (こんなの、あたしじゃない) is the story of an unnamed neet who buys a magickal soul-switching amulet off Ebay and then uses it to switch places with his complete bitch of an imouto named Mika. He then informs her that the change will be permanent if they have sex and proceeds to rape her while she's in his body.

You'll be Beautiful Forever

Manami has been dating Shinto for 6 months and when he finally invites her over for some Netflix and chill. Unfortunately, things quickly get spoopy when a naked girl stumbles out of Shinto's bedroom begging for halp. Shinto then proceeds to reveal his tragically retarded super villain backstory to Manami – When Shinto was a young shota he once saw a beautiful woman, but when he saw her again, 25 years later, she was old and unattractive.

Shinto then made a wish for all women to stay beautiful forever or some shit, then God decided that gifting Shinto with the amazing ability to turn women into dolls would be a good idea. After revealing his poorly thought out and poorly written past to Manami, Shinto then proceeds to fuck her while he turns her into yet another doll for his desuphile collection.

Why did Shinto date Manami for 6 months if he intended to turn her into a doll along? Fuck logic, that's why!

Gitai

Gitai (擬態) is the heartwarming tale of a young man named Masaya and his relationship with Hina Asagiri, his childhood friend and unrequited love who gets her brain scooped out by a body-snatching xenomorph on page 3. Masaya confronts the xenomorph with a box cutter but is quickly overwhelmed by the xenomorph's mad seduction skillz.

The side-story to this chapter features a girl revealing that the xenomorph is an escaped SCP specimen known as the "Brain Jack", she then gets her brain scooped out by it too. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

In The Forest

Mori no Naka (モリノナカ) tells the gripping tale of Axe and Luke, two adventurers who decide to investigate after hearing that at least 4 men have mysteriously vanished from the local spoopy forest. Upon arriving at The Forest, the brave adventurers are greeted by a half-naked woman who is desperate to suck their cocks.

Realizing that this offer is too good to be true and probably comes with STDs attached, Luke unsheathes his sword and slices a mysterious tree root from the woman's back. Now realizing that The Forest is evil or some shit, the brave adventurers drop their guard and Axe gets fucked in his spine by yet another evil tree root.

As expected, Axe grows some tig ol' biddies, his ponos turns into a vagoo and he proceeds to masturbate on top of Luke. Now desperately craving the cock, Axe gives Luke a blowjob and then rapes him. The trees then suck Luke's sperm out of Axe so they can feed on it and become moar eco friendly. The story ends with yet another traveler attempting to pass through The Forest on his way to Whiterun only to encounter a half-naked, now-female Luke who is desperately searching for cum.

An Insect's Sigh

Mushi no Toiki (蟲の吐息) is the heartwarmingly romantic tale of Yusuke and his girlfriend of 6 months, Mika Kashiwagi, going on a trip to the amusement park. Also visiting the amusement park is a creepy old git who has the magickal power to command an army of brain-devouring earwigs and, unfortunately, has his sights and raepvision goggles set on Mika.

Now under the control of the old git and his insectoid servants, Mika informs Yusuke that he has a tiny dick and then proceeds to suck off the old git right in front of him. After the old git snaps his fingers and returns Mika to relative sanity, he then raepsteals her precious virginity while her brain is further devoured by his little buggers.

As expected, all of this sex generates large amounts of heat which, in turn, end up attracting the local homeless population to the area – GANGBANG TIEM!!!11 After getting gangbanged, Mika realizes that Yusuke is so ronery and offers to let him fuck her in the butt since her pussy belongs to the old git now. After moar gangbanging, the old git explains that Mika's frontal lobe has been eaten away and she is now a filthy whore who is capable of no coherent thought and only wants sex, the old git then informs Yusuke that his delicious tears and despair will make great maggot food.

Pure Love Doll

Pure Love Doll (純愛Doll)


Brainphilia

Brainphilia (くそ)


Quotes

   
 
Fucking a guy, especially myself, has got to suck!
 

 
 

—A DATE protagonist after bodyswapping

Galleria de Sickfuck

Galleria de Sickfuck About missing Pics
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See Also

What DATE draws when he's not being a sick fuck.

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