DarkSydePhil/Girlfriend
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BREAKING NEWS!! PandaLee finally got some balls and broke up with Phil!
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Leanna "PandaLee" Hangen is a self-confessed nymphomaniac retard that Phil adopted from somewhere in Asia, and was being used as his personal fuck-doll, when he wasn't busy ejaculating to his own ego. Phil is actually old enough to be her dad, which would be physically impossible as Phil doesn't have any testicles, so adoption is the only solution for this fusion of retardation. UgandaLee also has a gaming channel, and if you thought that Phil was the most obnoxious person in the world... Well, he still is, but Leanna is a very close second. She is almost as big of a failure at playing video games as Pedophil. She was first shown in a valentine's video of DSP, where he presented her like a doll, which she basically is. Ever wondered why DSP is suddenly 100x times more of an annoying asshole than before? Turns out he's pussywhipped by this annoying bitch, mooching off his "e-fame" and bossing him around because he'll never do better. Also, she has a soap fetish.
Dumb as a brick and not even remotely visually appealing, PandaLee is a gold-digging, untalented, humorless, soulless monstrosity. She has about as much character as a braindead ghetto hooker. Since it is suggested that she's autistic, her state of mind is that of a 12 year old, except that she's also dead inside and has no skills or talents, whatsoever. If you ever see her show any sort of empathy or emotion, except for a pair of stupid hamsters, let us know.
Since she refuses to see the benefits of higher education, and hates the idea of spending her own money for college, the normal way out would be getting a job... well, not for her. PandaLee is too lazy / too fucking stupid to get a job of her own, so instead she relies on Phil giving her everything she wants, be it an entire fucking house in a gated community on the other side of the continent, ugly, expensive paintings, hamsters or just about anything. Her gaming channel is dead, yet she saw the need to get her own office in the same house for live streaming. This is funny, because her gaming PC was dead for over a year because she didn't find a way to repair the START BUTTON of the computer. It's very obvious that she has as much to do with gaming as DSP does with honesty.
Her plan all along was to use Phil as a guinea pig and as an unlimited cash cow to fund her shitty soap business project, going so far as manipulating him to move to Florida first until she discovered Washington legislation is more relaxed when it comes to stupid ideas like hers (Because deciding to make a newly found hobby your main source of dough in just 11 days is nothing short of retarded). Yes you read it right, she intends to make it her only income!
Currently she's just waiting for the bank to approve her business account when she hasn't even paid to trademark her shit. Hint hint. For more info on her soap mismanagement, look into the "Gallery of a whore"!
Of course Phil white-knights her in his Kingdom Hearts stream when she starts a riot in his Twitch chat with her soap obsession and saying Kingdom Hearts is stupid (Still the same game Pedophil is playing, mind you, showing her true feelings for him as well), and she gets off scot-free, while at the same time cutting off his chat to sub-only (Which was pretty much no one, cause who subs on Twitch nowadays? And who pays to subscribe?) and the same people that held his hand throughout the game. Which pretty much meant the uber-scrub was on his own. See the proof in 1:04:40 of this video.
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— Panda firing shots at pretty much every weeaboo and KH lesbian fanfag and adding to her soap/moisturizing fetish. | ||
This whole trainwreck relationship is some kind of ungodly arranged marriage between a fat, greasy Italian New Englander who plays video games and wears cowboy hats and an attention whore who tries to combine cutesy with repeating another sex joke 5 times every 2 minutes. Basically, if Shane Dawson got a girlfriend, this would have been his match.
Aside from being a completely self-absorbed bitch and camwhore, nobody likes her. Nobody. Not even the DSP fans. If you want to piss off DSP, just say something bad about his prostitute "girlfriend", and watch him explode.
Fuck the entire gaming community. Fuck it all!
Breakup
Some time in May 2017, the (un)thinkable happened: PandaLee broke up with Phil, not even a month after they got engaged! Phil went in complete damage control mode, blaming her for the breakup.
Lets all remember some of our favourite Phil and Leanna relationship moments:
- "Pandalee is not Asian, that is all".
- The time he took her to an Arcade for her birthday and played all the games, then took her to the same arcade for their anniversary, but this time they went to a seafood place too! DSP then uploaded the videos to YouTube and she looks visibly SUPER pissed off.
- Him saying "I can be good at games if I want too!" and she mocked him (without saying anything).
- That time he said he was one of the best overall gamers in the country and she visibly rolled her eyes at him.
- That time where he had some kind of house repair done, said he didn't have any money, and immediately cut to Pandalee looking pissed off at him.
- Their "awesome" Dynasty Warriors co-op Let's Play, where she squawked "I WANNA BE THE BOOBS" over and over and he ignored he because of the dude that used a boat as a weapon.
- Any time she said "AWWWW SWEEEENNNIIIEEE".
- The gaming tournament where DSP said she was interrupting his focus.
- That time there was a hurricane and her forced her into all his playthroughs and she didn't even seem to want to do them, especially the wrestling one.
- The Kingdom Hearts incident. Possibly her being behind him leaving Twitch.
- When they ate pizza together and she scratched her crotch on camera.
- That DSP tries it episode, the cup one, where she came in out of nowhere and ruined it and he was visibly annoyed.
- The coffee DSP tries it where Pandalee goes "Eugh those sounds..." in disgust as DSP makes his lip smacking sounds, then he proceeds to ignore her during the whole video.
- That time he was doing a black current plug and she stormed in, said he's doing it wrong and did it for him and he got annoyed and told her to leave.
- The Rockathon where she came into the room and was all "Watcha doin" and sat and watching him play and he just uncomfortably ignored her and it was obvious she really wanted to play with him and do stuff with him and he just ignored her and she quietly left.
- That other time she interrupted a stream and he asked her to leave and she burned him hard on it.
- Any time they made the "100% AUTHENTIC ITALIAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GENERIC" "SPECIAL" Sauce where the only thing she was allowed to do was stir the sauce and nothing more.
- The time he forced her to get a job.
- When DSP got sick so he blamed her.
- When Pandalee was sick and he went to wake her up so she'd make dinner.
- The "staycation" where DSP blew all his money he got on his viral Homefront video, rather than on bills and shit and then they sat in the hotel room playing Pokemon GO all day.
- All their great movie times where they sit on opposite couches to watch movies DSP picked.
- The time Leanna brought friends around to her house so DSP ran and hid upstairs and said his stream was cancelled as there'd be "Interruptions".
- The fake engagement ring fiasco.
- The actual engagement where they sat on a couch and he said "Lets just get it over with and get married". Then had her pick a ring from Etsy that was worth 200 dollars.
- Announcing said engagement on "The Week In Preview" where he was like "So I asked, she accepted. Great? Right. Alright." and moved on.
- ... And finally of course, the anxiety attack!
A match made in heaven.
Gallery of a whore
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URRGHHh -
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And this is why DSP goes to so many restaurants lately. -
Worse than cancer.
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Yes, you let your fat fuck ex-boyfriend with his crippled back or whatever do that stuff. -
It's the only joy you have in life after all. -
No empathy. -
Then why did you choose a fucking house in the first place? -
Poor guy must have killed himself later that day. -
I've never done shit, but watching YT videos and online tutorials prepared me! -
WAIT WHAT? -
Proof she is irremediably retarded. -
A comfortable lifestyle through DSP's rapidly drying bank account. -
Notice each time she refers to Phil, it's about money. -
Sure, it has nothing to do with money. Right? -
The Jew is strong with this one. -
CASH TO BURN -
Genius at work. -
Own office = Soap business. -
LOLNO -
But wait! If it's not for money, she bitches or talks shit about him. -
How do I paperwork? -
DSP status: Emasculated -
And who's going to give you the money for that, hmm? -
Brainwashing completed. -
Her father is the only one with enough sense. -
If irony could kill... -
Yes, nothing more inspirational than a heroin addict blowing his brains out. -
DISGUSTING -
Trusting in someone as unoriginal as DSP for a business name. This will end well. -
LOL DSP did it again! -
Implying Phil is an expert at anything except being a failure -
LEAVE DSP ALONE! -
BAWWW ERR1 IS MEEN! -
BAWWW 2014 edition. -
Barely legal! -
And yet she believes herself and Phil to be exempt of said behavior. -
"I have a lot of consoles, I R TRU GAEMUR GRILL" -
Straight from the horse's mouth -
Told. -
A very good resume of who PandaLee really is. -
BANN!
