BrokeTheInterweb
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This luser is an unmilked lolcow, and should have been trolled a long time ago. You can help by starting a Flame War at their own expense. |
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BrokeTheInterweb = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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— BrokeTheInterweb telling us that her videos are a form of internet masturbation | ||
BrokeTheInterweb (IRL:Ashley Carey), is a 16-year-old cunt 21-year-old cunt and professional attention whore probably best known for bawling her eyes out on Faux News, last Thursday. And while Jewtube is chock full of little sluts like her, what really sets her apart from the rest of the Ray William Johnson clones is her HUGE victim complex, by which always tries to make herself look like the "good guy" in any situation. In addition, she has recently had the honor of becoming the Internets newest Jessi Slaughter. By this point, it is estimated that she will become An Hero in at least 100 days.
My thoughts on TROLLS
This video was uploaded in response to the newfags posting ALLCAPS hate mail on her Youtube videos. She says the tears were fake, even though any decent minded person knows the Truth. Later this lulz-fest of a shitburger would receive national coverage on Faux News a year and a half later.
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Miley Cyrus cover - See You Again
Ahhhh..... The sweet odor of a 16-year-old attention whore with absolutely no talent whatsoever. In this obvious epic fail, our future hero an hero covers that whore Miley Cyrus's shitty bubblegum pop hit "See You Again." Notice how overconfident and happy she is singing. Then realize how much she sucks hard. BrokeTheInterweb never had this second realization.
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An American Hero - Obama's Congressional Forum on Healthcare
It only seems fitting that in addition to being an ugly, and unloved skank, she is also an ultra-fundie creatard with a personal vendetta for anyone who isn't as white as her paranoid redneck family. Throughout the video she maintains this condescending and ignorant thought that anyone who doesn't support this loon senator she faps to so much will go to hell because in her mind God only loves sheeple with no minds.
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ADD is Real
Like many infamous Youtubers before her, BrokeTheInterweb likes to blame all her life problems on a clearly false and non-existent mental or physical disorder. The disorder she claims to "oh so obviously" have is Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or "My Child is Special" syndrome. As anyone can clearly see, she is not even close to being shy about sharing her problems with the world.
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California Gurls Piano Cover- Feat. Interpretive Dancing California Style
This is when the rancid horse-shit really begins to hit the fan. When BTI uploaded this lulz-fest of a video-fail wayyy back in 2010, she basically came out onto all of the internet and shouted as loud as she could "Hello world, I'm a big fat redneck hoe slut who is anally raped on a daily basis." We all knew singing off key while dancing in tiny panties is never a good way to make E-Friends. This video just proves it.
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—Ashley, on her academic performance. | ||
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—Ashley, totally trolling you | ||
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The Bieber Sonata
Because of all the hate that this video received following being uploaded to Jewtube Ashley felt prompted to tell the world her about epic struggle with the troll legions via mainstream media. Sadly for her though, only Faux News would accept a story this shitty.
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Faux News
Then, in a surprising move, BTI took for the television in an extremely sad, Butthurt attempt at making the internets and television audience feel contempt for a few /b/tards and EDiots writing shit on her Youtube channel. The fact that Fox would even think to include Boxxy alongside BTI just goes to show how fucktarded Republican people are. Notice the similarity between Jessi Slaughter's news appearance and this tool's. Shocking, isn't it.
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