Betty

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Disambiguation:Betty
File:Betty witch quote 1.jpg
“Surrounded by death and decayrotting from bones to bones,my flesh lays bare the blubbery fat,traverse the land i shall,finding babies to devour,performing rituals of ancient magic,I, the witch of yore…Beware! i wander these places with guile and pure vice,All of you shall be my victims,I, the witch of yore,eternal dweller of internet message boards.”― Betty, The Bothell Witch
File:Ugly-mature-fat-naked-old-women betty 2.jpg
Beautiful naked betty
File:Betty Punched.gif
Punch this witch!
File:Betty cannibal.jpg
eating babies
File:Betty dunce.jpg
Betty in community college for over 20 years
File:John carter lol betty.jpg
John Carter is Betty
File:2017-08-31 08 56 52-Kindle Cover Creator betty bothell.jpg
Self author of "The Bothell Witch"
File:Betty.jpg
Isn't she sexy?
File:Betty ugly lol.jpg
Autobiography
File:Betty Witch 2.jpg
Beautiful Witch Betty
File:Betty and her mom.jpg
Betty fucking her mom!
File:Betty mom and gary.jpg
Gary fucking Betty's mom
File:Gary and betty mom.jpg
Gary murders Marta
File:Betty mom new book.jpg
Zombie Marta returns from the realm of the dead!
File:Betty family happy.jpg
Betty and her happy family

Betty' is the oldest troll of soapbox still trolls the off shoots, also known as the infamous Bothell Witch. Betty/Daphne Fissel: Betty, aka Daphne Fissel,"witch" from Bothell, WA (read: doodle his mom), a baby eating ugly witch, a proud lesbian, failed author with a jabba the hut body. Trolling the internet since 1996, one of the oldest trolls on imdb boards, and since the boards has ended, decided to create a fake proboard where she logs ip of every user that stupidly decides to post on it. Still mourns its mother Marta Reeves murder at the hand of Gary Ridgway, may God bless him.


Betty (aka The Bothell Witch) has returned as the resident IMDb Soapbox whore. The following is a direct quote taken from one of her threads: “im 45 and have had over 200 [sexual partners]. if you count mi cyber ones it's nearly 500 lol [sic] Many more to go hopefully.”

Note the haunting lack of intelligence. Despite the fact that she is clearly a troll, and that she clearly isn’t who she says she is, members of the Soapbox community still choose to respond to her (which highlights the blatant lack of intelligence on the Soapbox community as a whole).

This Just In

Betty knows about this article and that people don't like her. Maybe now she'll get the hint and go become an hero.


Poem Written by The Bothell Witch

Surrounded by death and decay rotting from bones to bones, my flesh lays bare the blubbery fat, traverse the land i shall, finding babies to devour, performing rituals of ancient magic, I, the witch of yore… Beware! i wander these places with guile and pure vice, All of you shall be my victims, I, the witch of yore, eternal dweller of internet message boards.

― Betty, The Bothell Witch


Betty



is part of a series on



IMDb

People
Boards

Betty is part of a series on

Sites

Visit the Sites Portal for complete coverage.