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Alexander Rybak

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Alexander Rybak

Alexander Rybak is a 13-year-old boy who became every girl's wet dream after he won the 2009's Eurovision. /b/tards from Norway were overly happy about it and decided to spam up /b/ with pictures of Rybak with some random-ass irrelevant text. This resulted in one of the biggest fails of a forced meme of all time.

The song in all its glory

The shitty song itself (proof that Europe is full of tasteless monkeys) :

Lyrics

Years ago, when i was younger,
I kinda liked a girl I knew.
She was mine, and we were sweethearts.
That was then, but then it's true.

I'm in love with a fairytale,
Even though it hurts.
'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;
I'm already cursed.

Every day, we started fighting;
Every night, we fell in love.
No one else could make me sadder,
But no one else could lift me high above.

I don't know what I was doing,
When suddenly we fell apart.
Nowadays, I cannot find her,
But when I do, we'll get a brand new start.

I'm in love with a fairytale,
Even though it hurts.
'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;
I'm already cursed.

She's a fairytale (Yeaaah!)
Even though it hurts.
'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;
I'm already cursed.

An educated opinion front a drunk Norwegian guy

Fuck him and the violin he rode on, who gives a fuck about Eurovision anyway?

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