Akai Dalia

Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more...

Akai Dalia looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.

Behold the face of the Sonic-Sue with her imaginary boyfriend Shadow. And yes, she actually watermarked this.

akaidalia, like many other forever-alone basement dwellers, likes to waste away in her bedroom shlicking to her own masterpiecesdepicting the everlasting love between Sonic, Shadow, and her weirdly long-legged, floppy-titted Mary sue, Jane 'Akai' Dalia. But she didn't start her lucrative online career pumping out crudely drawn, hard-core threesomes!

Like with every successful person, she has her critics and if you think she's handles with with dignity and grace, you're hilariously wrong. Rather than take a hint when dozens of people tell her same thing, she sooner sicks her fans on the person and when that inevitably fails, she blocks the offender and makes sure everybody knows just how little she cares about critique by ranting about it in a journal or the comments of her latest atrocity.

Just like most sonictards Akai is also a Pegasister whose cutie mark is of a Sperm joining an Egg. How appropriate. She also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog,she's likely visiting the local Aquarium fingering herself to the Orcas, with which she's nearly as obsessed. Since she couldn't buy an Orca, thank god, she settled with buying a pet Hedgehog which she named, you guessed it, Sonic.

Other Links

• Featured on the Mary Sue Tumblr blog.
•  AkaiDahlia5 A fuckbook page dedicated to the Mary Sue.
• Xin-yil shares a wonderful experience with the Sonic ho.
• Doskatomboy shares their own shit stained experience with the Sonic-Sue

See Also

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• Autism
• Blueshinewolf
• Chris-chan
• Coppercab
• DisneyFan01
• Dying_Alone
• DeviantArt
• Pewdie-Pinkiepie
• Shitty_Art
• Weeaboo

• Whores
• Sonic
• Pedophile
• USI
• Realmrsoptimusprime
• PrincessElizabeth013
• XOMizzEggManOx
• Angelic-Catalyst
• Erzascarlet8
• JINXDROWNED
• Joshy Furret

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