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Akai Dalia
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Akai Dalia looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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akaidalia, like many other forever-alone basement dwellers, likes to waste away in her bedroom shlicking to her own masterpiecesdepicting the everlasting love between Sonic, Shadow, and her weirdly long-legged, floppy-titted Mary sue, Jane 'Akai' Dalia. But she didn't start her lucrative online career pumping out crudely drawn, hard-core threesomes!
Like with every successful person, she has her critics and if you think she's handles with with dignity and grace, you're hilariously wrong. Rather than take a hint when dozens of people tell her same thing, she sooner sicks her fans on the person and when that inevitably fails, she blocks the offender and makes sure everybody knows just how little she cares about critique by ranting about it in a journal or the comments of her latest atrocity.
Just like most sonictards Akai is also a Pegasister whose cutie mark is of a Sperm joining an Egg. How appropriate. She also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog,she's likely visiting the local Aquarium fingering herself to the Orcas, with which she's nearly as obsessed. Since she couldn't buy an Orca, thank god, she settled with buying a pet Hedgehog which she named, you guessed it, Sonic.
Akai's Autism
Akai manages to somehow magically have plankton-sized kids with her Sonikku and later on goes and fucks Shadow...or Shadow-kun, and manages to have kids with him as well. Is she a whore? Nope. Not one bit. Despite pumping out kids like shits after Thanksgiving, she manages to maintain the anatomy of an anorexic 12 year old that received tit implants because
—Akai, A direct quote. | ||
That's almost as original as "It's my style, BAAW!" Which she has used before when addressing Akai's freakishly long legs saying that she was inspired by Anime.
Late 2012 Akai told her fantards that she will be removing her Sonadow comic, the catalyst to her fame, because she did not like the couple anymore. The truth is probably more along the lines that she didn't want to share Sonic or Shadow, not even with each other. This spiked up riots among her fans and lost over 1000 watchers. Noticing that her fans were not giving her attention anymore she put the comic back and they all came running back with their dicks between their legs.
Recently the Autism has spread and she has pulled the Bi-polar card in another attention whoring journal.
—Akai Dalia, displaying her shitty grammar on Deviantart | ||
In addition to explaining she might leave, again, she cowers behind her mother-tongue, Polish, when addressing the 'horrible meanies harassing her'. Little does she know Google translate works both ways and her journals have been translated to her saying " I can no longer watch hung-up punks who are spoiled for nausea, cluttering their supposed "opinions"." Her truthful talk really shows what an autistic fuck she is.
Unable to any longer endure the endless amounts of exposure at the hands of other users of DeviantART and from users on YouTube, Akai has deactivated her DeviantART account. This was her BAW-fest of a journal before said account had been deactivated, filled with butthurt as usual: Akai's departure. (BALEETED!) Ironically enough, Akai has stated that she did not give a fuck what her detractors had thought, yet she would write shitty response comments with fraught with horrible grammar, piss-poor arguments, fail-troll tactics, take potshots at other people, and she has closed her dA account.
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When a person uses Akai's art it's theft and should be reported but when Akai uses officially copyrighted art from Sega it's aaawwwriight. Bitch just doing whatever the fuck she pleases cuz it's awright if she steals. -
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A typical whiteknight response when their idol is told the truth about her Sonic-Sue. -
Telling a 20-something year old woman to grow up is very necessary when she acts more like her shoe size than her actual age. -
More asskissing. -
Another non-asskisser? This is amazing shit. -
People who aren't asskissing. -
Posts a journal about it anyway. -
I dun care wat u gais say about me. -
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Rude comment and no favorite from our wonderful cunt. -
So for those that say "well she didn't fav it because the quality isn't all that good." As long as it has her shit-sue in it she loves it. -
It's sad that Akai shitlia killed someone.
The Sonadow comic
The sonadow comic is where her popularity started to explode. Like every weeaboo sonictard she made a comic about Sonic putting his train inside of shadow. She has hit 820 pages in her comic with thousands of fans following. Reading every little bit of this illiterate train wreck. The comic explains how Sonikku got pregnant twice with his beloved shadokku, posting hidden comics on furaffinity of them having hard core sex in really shitty drawingscd.( now removed due to opinions)
The comic shows the true personality of the characters by making them 2 faggots in love. Shadow being the bitch of the relationship and Shadow using all his strength to forcibly keep Sonic in a shitty relationship against his will. An early indication of the fucked up dynamics Akai thinks a healthy relationship imbues.
—rougebat103, on Deviantart | ||
Jane and Sonic's Relationship
Anybody with a functioning brain can tell you the relationship between Jane and Sonic is riddled with abuse and obsession. When Sonic isn't forcing himself on the defenseless, helpless, Jane, he's trying. Even in SFW themed pictures, Sonic is pressing his nuts against her, staring at her tits, or Jane is showing off her ass or tits in awkwardly timed panty-shots. Despite Akai Dalia's denial that their relationship is anything other than loving, pure and true, her own gallery regularly betrays her. It's not uncommon to see pictures of Sonic pinning her down and Jane looking fearful or uncomfortable.
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This just screams 'relationship goals'. -
This picture sums up Sonic's entire perspective on the relationship. -
No matter what's going in the pic, this is always his underlying thought process. -
Akai probably shlicks to Law and Order; SVU
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You only ever see this scenario in rape scenes. If a guy is making that face while fucking somebody, he's probably wanted for serial-rapings -
She's probably glad he's nearly done raping her. -
You don't need to know Polish to know Sonic apparently has sexual harassment issues. -
If Akai ever gets kidnapped, she's fucked. Pun intended.
Easy ways to make Akai RAGE
1. Draw any negative picture of her with Amy rose in it.
2. Critique her. Even if it's genuine, she'll cry about delivering critique with respect and proceed to ignore sound advice.
3. Troll her.
4. Casually mention her in a conversation without bringing up her artistic genius.
5. Compliment her but don't use sufficient adjectives and verbs to describe the breathtaking beauty of her masterpieces.
6. Pretend or be legitimately baffled by her shitty English.
7. Use a coherent thought process.
8. Use logic.
9. Draw any of her other Sonic FCs.
10. Draw any pairing of Sonic or Shadow with other FCs or OCs together.
Videos of people trying to hammer sense into this poor insane woman.
Previous Video | Next Video
You know its bad when people wasted a nine-part rant's worth of time.
Whiteknights
- cute-gamer Deactivated
- cutie-sylveon Deactivated
- artemissilverbane Age unknown. However, often a total baby when it comes to anyone possibly hurting Akai-senpai's feelings. Also draws shitty skanky art and types awful fan-fictions of Danny Phantom. She even posted a picture of her two cats she loves everyday.
- pichulover20 About 20 years of age but still, just like the others, hasn't grown the fuck up and proceeds to worship various children's shows. She has decent artwork when she isn't posting screen caps or pictures of her cats. Also has shitty fan-fictions
- yami-sonic 23 and male. Hopes to one day get a taste of Akai's gaping vagoo. Possibly the most autistic of Akai's followers, he's into even more retarded shit than she is, and has terrible fan-fictions. He also loves drawing Big Sweaty Men
- mochaloidDeactivated
- shadyever 22, Female, and so unoriginal all of her pictures are based of of a charecter from some random show. Thinks she is such a B0$$ A$$ BITCH and is teh best at handling trolls, with a super cocky attitude.
- PrincessSkyler 17, uses bases and shitty virtual generators for her art. A completely autistic fucklord.
Links
AkaiDalia Her Twitter
AkaiDalia Her Fuckbook- Facebook number two
akaidalia ACTIVE - Where you can see her fulfill her sick fantasies with her imaginary God.- cobaltpie 'Bitch has returned to DA to start more shit' She actually seems to be somewhat less dramatic. But, that may change.
- JewTube account
- JewTube account two
- InkBunny account
- WeasyL
- Sofurry Account
Some here mostly are just trollfuck accounts and not really her.
Other Links
- Featured on the Mary Sue Tumblr blog.
- AkaiDahlia5 A fuckbook page dedicated to the Mary Sue.
- Xin-yil shares a wonderful experience with the Sonic ho.
- Doskatomboy shares their own shit stained experience with the Sonic-Sue
See Also
- Whores
- Sonic
- Pedophile
- USI
- Realmrsoptimusprime
- PrincessElizabeth013
- XOMizzEggManOx
- Angelic-Catalyst
- Erzascarlet8
- JINXDROWNED
- Joshy Furret
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