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Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Failed to parse (SVG (MathML can be enabled via browser plugin): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle <nowiki>[[Image:SpaceInvaders-1-.jpg|thumb||right|The Mooninites [[ATHF|descending on Boston]]]] '''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''' is a [[not gay]] cartoon on Cartoon Network's [[gay]] [[Adult Swim]] programming block that is a thinly veiled attempt at dubiously playing into stoner and frat boy humor and functions as a prime marketing scheme in [[Forced Meme|forcing memes]] in nearly every line of dialog. It features the misadventures of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a band of talking [[Dick|meat]] and [[Vagoo|non-meat]] fast food products. == The Great Show == [[Image:AquaTeens.jpg|thumb|right|[[Typical]] scene, before crazy shit happens.]] The show consists of a talking [[Black person|educated-monkey]] box of fries, an annoyingly [[Gay|high-pitched]] beverage container and a little spastic wad of meat. Their [[fat]] disgruntled neighbor [[Chav|Carl]] is an exact portrayal of the loud and uncouth behavior of citizens in [[New Jersey]]. The plot of each show involves them sitting around the house and then some stuff happens. No, [[srsly]]. These crazy events usually [[R. Lee Ermey|fuck them up]] (especially Carl) beyond recognition, as viewable in the gallery below. == Name Change == For season 8 the title was changed to ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' because FUCK YOU, thats why. Not to out do themselves, it was changed next season to ''Aqua Something You Know Whatever'' to show how much they care about their dedicated fanbase. == Mooninites == The Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err, are two dysfunctional 8-bit sprites from the moon who try to skim through life solely by virtue of a massive superiority complex. The most popular of all the "villains", they steal the show with such stunts as landing in their pixel spaceship, involving Meatwad in their nefarious plans, and [[ATHF_Terrorist_Attack|terrorizing whole cities full of retards]] ([http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200702/s1838471.htm such as Boston]): After season 2 it was decided that the show's other antagonists [[Delete Fucking Everything|didn't matter]]. == [[Party Hard]] == This show actually likes to [[party hard]], and has a close relationship with talented composer Andrew W.K. If you want to sum up this show to [[Newfag|somebody who has never seen it before]], show them this video: <youtube>G3-7F2L_IOE</youtube> == They Made a Movie or Something == This video is [[unfunny]] compared to the show, but [[fanboy]]s might get a boner out of watching the creators talk about the movie. <youtube>OEsDsouU5dA</youtube> ==The Last One Forever and Ever ([[No|For Real This Time]]) ([[Lie|We Fucking Mean It]])== On August 23, the show had came to an end. Everyone got butthurt at Adult Swim for cancelling their favorite show, which has been on the air for 15 fucking years! In the final episode, Frylock dies of AIDS, Master Shake dies of an allergic reaction to clams, and Meatwad has sex with a woman and has [[LOL WUT|half-meat, half-human kids]] and then Carl moves away and eventually dies chocking on Pizza Hut's hot dog crusted pizza. However on August 30, Adult Swim trolled everyone by airing the real finale [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|where the events in the last episode never actually happened]] and apparently Frylock, Master Shake, Meatwad, and Carl become immortal due to some shampoo and start a religious cult. == Fun Facts == [[Image:handbanana.jpg|thumb|[[Some argue]] that this is when the show <s>jumped the shark</s> cemented its place in history.]] * There was once an episode featuring a horrible [[Otherkin|dog-thing]] (named Hand-Banana by Meatwad) who's only purpose was to [[rape]] [[Basement-dweller|Carl]]. * As in real life, many bizarre things happen to the Aqua Teens. Like dealing with talking mold and summoning a giant zombie chicken. * You can tell an ATHF [[fanboy]] apart from other fanboys by their incessant recitation of ATHF [[meme]]s, which make no sense whatsoever outside of their original context. Thus, ATHF fanboy-ism is often misdiagnosed as [[multiple personality disorder]] or [[schizophrenia]]. * There was once an episode where they [[South Park|said the word "DICK" at least 100 times]]. * Providers of the [[ATHF|Mooninite attack on Boston]]. * Explosions are the most important plot device. == Gallery == <center><gallery perrow=4> File:Time facepalm.jpg File:Carl-no-hair.gif|Carl loses his [[Ionotter|bear]] status. File:Carlfacepalm.gif|Carl, [[Face_palm|frustrated]]. File:ATHFrule34.png|Rule 34 File:Narlorcappa.png File:ATHF Handbanana IRL.jpg File:15399 - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl.png.jpeg.png|[[Rule 63]]'d </gallery></center> == See Also == * [[Adult Swim]] * [[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] * [[Boston]] * [[McDonalds]] * [[Party Hard]] == External Links == * [http://www.yzzerdd.com/ ENTER THE INTERNET!] * {{ljcomm|b0st0n}} [http://community.livejournal.com/b0st0n/2007/01/31/ goes wild] over the Mooninite bomb scare * [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/index.html Aquateen boston bomb scare on CNN] {{stub}} {{Cartoons}} [[Category:Fandom Stuff]] </nowiki>}