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Mr Beast
Mr Beast is a 27 year old YouTuber who talks to stickers on his bedroom walls, smashes laptops, uses unfunny jokes, plays Minecraft, and sits in his room all day long, making fun of little kids on the internet. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses clickbait to shill gullible little children into watching his boring videos. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around, and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are eight years olds who think Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever, and jokes about drinking bleach are the funniest thing ever invented.
Mr Beast's real name is Jimmy Donaldson, and resides in the redneck state of North Carolina.
Content
Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be original with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who use the internet on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No logical person would ever fall for his nonsense. Now that we've established what kind of content Mr Beast produces, let's look at some of the things he does:
- Watching paint dry
- Making bleach jokes
- Playing with fidget spinners
- Playing Minecraft
- Playing Roblox
- Making fun of little kids who play Minecraft and Roblox
- Spending his Youtube revenue on stupid shit, like that $1000 keyboard
- Doing bleach bottle flips
- Making fun of little kids who make shitty videos
- Wasting his life
- Drinking bleach with his roommate
- Looking at, and buying stupid shit on Amazon
- Counting to 100,000
- Reading the entire Bible
- Talks to decals on his bedroom walls
- Encouraging his young audience to scream "Mr Beast" out in public, with lots of people around
- Microwaving shit
- ... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or insane.
Series
Worst X
Videos of him, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, and sometimes Amazon product reviews. As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer).
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