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Curvy

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CURVY like so many words in the American Lexicon used to have another meaning until Social Justice Warriors felt the need to change. In the past, it meant SHAPELY meaning "an attractive or well proportioned shape". The word curvy was usually applied to women having an hourglass figure or a figure that can be defined by the golden ration of 3 to 5 where the hips and bust are about 60% bigger than the waist. An hourglass figure is best defined as 36",24",36" but even petite women that are flatter than a 10 year old on a swing can have an hourglass figure as long as their mesurements maintain the golden ratio of 3 to 5.
Unfortunately, women's groups, SJWs and virgin males thinking that they'll get some if they're feminists, felt that woman were having to much pressure put on them to not treat their body like a garbage disposal and see how much they can cram into and decided to redefine CURVY to mean something more akin to a wad of dough or a bucket of Crisco that is spilling out from the sides so that fat assed women could feel better about themselves when they're buying panties that could be worn by a small elephant.