Incel

An "Incel", or Involuntary Celibate Person, is a 5'2" manlet with poor facial symmetry who is extremely uncomfortable around certain people, and blames society for their inability to develop a personality in the face of adversity, like a man would. Many incels advocate for government interference in their lives, and to be provided with girlfriends.

This is unlikely to happen.

The incels' theory comes from being exiled from the current year dating pool, so, Feels Not Reals. They state that in the olden days, when Pappy could buy a railroad for a quarter, marriages were arranged, and therefore no one was left out of the possibility of a normal, happy life. A piece of history they are neglecting are their own origins.

Eunuchs: Incels 1.0

The exact moment where the incels' theory begins to break down is the lack of acknowledgment of the existence of eunuchs. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them, for obvious reasons. Incels still have their dicks however, yet complain that things are "worse" for them than ever before.

Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged

There are several parts to the overall incel theory.

Characters They Acknowledge:

Chad: The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big confidence.

Normies: People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, "Might as well be fucking dead, too." They are not Chad, so they are nothing.

Stacy: The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs.

You: Worse than normies. You are an incel. You believe you will never see a vagina in person unless force is involved. You blame society but it's all you, and you can fix it. You probably won't though, because you're a pussy. And pussies don't fix shit, they just cry about it. They don't lift weights or bother looking into hobbies that make them happy, or learning new languages or studying for a skill or degree. They wouldn't fuck with losing weight by cutting exactly 500 calories per day, doing the 5x5 routine and 30 minutes of cardio, and making sure they wash their face and brush their fucking teeth so that shit doesn't rot and shit. They don't fuck with making new friends and trying to be nice to everyone and then actually becoming a fully-fledged, 3-dimensional human being with social awareness and caring. They don't volunteer their time and become epic men of action. They don't give themselves to their communities, and to women. Because who wouldn't want to fuck a muscled, philanthropic, well-spoken adventurous businessman, right? Fuck that. Don't do any of that shit, leave that shit for the rest of us.

You're a faggot and you're always going to be a faggot.

Characters They Don't Acknowledge:

Raven: Legbeard in your current league who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: fat, has a hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue, is a feminist, is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to horrible music, has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos. This is what incels can choose from unless they improve upon themselves.

Good People That Try To Help Them: Fucking normies that have excellent advice, but incels gonna incel.