King Of The Nerds

The King Of The Nerds or as most people refer to him publicly as Erotic Joe is the one true Sovereign Lord of all Nerds that will rise up during the darkest hours of nerdom and will lead his brethren Geeks, Nerds, Spazzes and Losers to the mystical plains of Big Booby Island, hidden away on Jupiter's moon of Europa, that is populated solely by hot, big titted easy women that get turned on by gamers and like making sammiches for them as was prophesized in the Dead Sea Scrolls over 2,000 years ago.

An artistic imagining of the women populating Big Booby Island An artistic imagining of the women populating Big Booby Island All day the girls practice, waiting for men. All day the girls practice, waiting for men.

All Hail The King

Before we begin, it should be noted that King If The Nerds is a positive title and one that is respected by all that he rules. On the other hand, Lord Of The O-Rings is the antithesis of the title King Of The Nerds and the one any and all should dread being named because much like being named as that guy in High School that shits his pants, it is a name that no one ever lives down.