Lane Davis

	“	“Some people out there that are looking into this deep-level conspiracy level thing, PizzaGate or whatever. You may be on to something What I can tell you from experience is don't let it consume you.”	„
	—Jack Pierce AKA “FoxDie”

On July 14, 2017, at around lunchtime, a great disturbance was felt throughout the internet. It was as though a million retarded voices cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. And that was pretty much what had happened, because – with a single suspect arrested by the local cops – about 300 different crazy, alt-right and pro-conspiracy sites, communities, and social media platforms had lost one of their most prominent and prolific contributors.

When he went down, Seattle4Truth – AKA fat, balding, neckbearded, 33-year-old permavirgin Lane Davis – took a great chunk of the internet with him. In so many ways, Lane Davis represents a human incarnation of the internet itself.

The incident

On July 14, 2017, Lane Davis spent the morning on the internet. His breakfast was a solid diet of shitposting about the Second Amendment, Hillary Clinton, Seth Rich, Donald Trump, and Pizzagate. But the same was also true of his lunch, dinner, tea, and all the bits in between, because apart from eating and sleeping, this was the entirety of Lane Davis's waking life.

What happened to push him over the edge is not yet known, but at some point Davis chased his parents (with whom he lived) round the house yelling that his motives were pure, as he only wanted to kill “pedophiles who are taking over the country.” The next thing anyone knew, Davis's father had been stabbed to death with a kitchen knife and Davis's own fat ass had been drop-kicked into the back of a meatwagon. This was obviously a frame-up job to silence Mr Davis Snr father, and then frame Lane himself for exposing too much vital truth for the American sheeple to handle. Fortunately, the Deep State has not yet hacked into Davis's YouTube channel, so make sure you watch these amazing videos before they disappear. Your life will never be the same.

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Official narrative

Lane Davis told detectives he had gotten into a fight with his father, that had developed from an argument over “whether toddlers could consent to sex,” during which Mr Lane (for some reason) had called his son a Nazi. Lane is currently held on $1 million bail and has pled not guilty to first-degree murder, with a trial due early 2018.

Personal history

How did our hero come to this point in his life? Lane enrolled at Washington State University in August 2003 but abandoned his studies in 2004. This was because the university course upon which he had embarked was too restrictive for an intellect as superior as Lane's. By 2010, he was showing signs of fulfilling his true promise at last publishing a scientific paper entitled “Quantum Cold-Case Mysteries Revisited,” in the renowned international gazette of cutting-edge research, The General Science Journal. This remarkable work fully demonstrated an intellect at the height of its powers, by using quantum theory to explain how perpetual motion is not only scientifically possible but is in fact the most abundant resource in the universe. Some idea of how little regard Davis held for the woolly thinking that has been holding back humanity for centuries can be gleaned by examining the references cited by Davis in this paradigm-busting opus.

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That's right. As Davis himself modestly declared: “In honor of the late, great, Albert Einstein and his celebrated paper which announced the famous equation E=mc2 to the world, this dissertation does not include any references.”

Not content with solving the human race's future energy requirements until the end of time, Lane launched a YouTube channel to spread his enlightenment to the world, presenting a showreel portfolio of several hundred self-produced videos that included raps written to express support for Donald Trump (and disgust at Hillary Clinton), a three-hour “documentary” about GamerGate, exposés of how deeply the pedophile agenda is embedded in so-called progressive thinking, and - suspiciously – a number of cryptic videos concerning something Davis would only refer to as “BlackPill,” which appeared to contain clues to a terrible secret at the heart of the USA's Deep State. In between exposing such machinations, Davis found time to relax by sharing recipes and cookery tips with his subscribers. His inspired “garlic-fried brussell sprouts” are to die for.

GamerGate

Moar info: GamerGate.

Lane’s view of the GamerGate affair developed somewhat over the course of his investigations. He supported the campaign, then renounced it, and finally joined a group fighting against GamerGate. His evolving views on the subject are best described in his own videos – his explanation of how the education system's “Common Core” syllabus was designed to feed into social engineering projects pre-programmed into unsuspecting video game players who were then driven to harass Women In Tech is a must-see for all who care about the truth.

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Milo

Moar info: Breitbart.

In 2015 Davis became a “researcher” for Milo Yiannopoulos at Breitbart, meaning that at least quite a few of the articles under Yiannopoulos's byline are by an indicted murder suspect. (They'll probably be the articles about GamerGate, if anyone wants to check.) You can judge for yourself how Milo feels about his former collaborator's new-found infamy, as some articles originally published under a joint Davis/Milo byline have since been doctored to remove Davis's co-authorship. Later, Davis's behavioural sequence (devotion turning into disillusionment, and finally into denunciation) repeated itself and he leaked the existence of Yiannopolos's stable of exploited ghostwriters to BuzzFeed. Ironically, considering what happened a year later, Milo is one of the few people Davis has not accused of pedophilia.

TheRalphRetort

Moar info: TheRalphRetort.

After storming out of Breitbart, Lane took his talents to an outlet he felt might show him some appreciation. TheRalphRetort.com was edited at the time by GamerGate guru Ethan Ralph (but now by his partner “Nora” as Ralph is currently serving eight months for assaulting a Virginia police officer) and he welcomed Lane with open arms, pushing out a near-continuous series of Lane's increasingly-splenetic writing. Mysteriously, this awe-inspiring arsenal of autism was deleted shortly after Lane's arrest. However, it was all safely archived before it was lost in the mists of internet history.

	“	Lane Davis was a 33-year-old unemployed loser who lived with his parents and had no income to speak of. The man he murdered is the sole reason he was able to subsist at all. He had some volatile anger issues which are evident in the many YouTube streams he’s been present on. He’s also made threats and wild unfounded accusations against a lot of people over the past few years. I thought it was all in jest, but hindsight is always 20-20.	„
	—Ethan Ralph, attempting to disown a long-term like-minded friend who suddenly became a liability

Developments

(Trial is scheduled for January 2018, so check back then.)

External links

Buzzfeed's April 2016 Yiannopoulos exposé sourced courtesy of Lane Davis (Archived: 1 2)
FoxDie podcast #11: “Seattle4Truth murders his own father”
“Seattle4Truth”: Raw Reddit usage statistics, up to day of arrest (archived: 1 2)
Davis's scientific breakthrough: "Quantum Cold-Case Mysteries Revisited" (PDF) (archived: 1 2
- Frank Znidarsic – Zero Point energy pioneer, and Lane Davis's science idol. Personal website and YouTube channel both brought to you live by satellite from the year 1998.

Ralph Retort rescue shelter

Lane Davis connections that Ralphy didn't want the world to remember.

Lane Davis

Contents

The incident

Official narrative