Bashar al-Assad

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Bashar Hafez al-Assad or in English Basher Del Asshat born 11 September 1965 is the 19th Dictator elected in a free, democratic Syrian election on 17 July 2000, winning the office of President-for-life in a landsilide victory with 110% of the vote. A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups al-Asshat screamed the loudest for the destruction of THE GREAT SATAN until 2012 when he started crying for fellow Muslim U.S. President Barak Obama to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored possition as Chief Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping Wimmins Barefoot And In The Kitchen and Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone, with a long prison sentence, that has an opposing political opinion. Everything the Obama administration stood for.
In other words, let him keep having the life that every has-been, Libtard celebrity on Twitter wishes they had but with real word consequences and the power to make it happen with a country of their own and a people drive under foot with their insane ideas, much like Tara Strong and her wish for a return to concentration camps for everyone who went against her Political Model and voted for our great god emperor, Donald Trump.

The Begining Of His Political Career: Bashar Murders His Brother

With pics, the motive for murder becomes obvious. Basel or Bashar the dork?

Unable to live up to his older brother who, like all the world's royalty such as Prince Charles of England, was a decorated hero in the Syrian Military without having ever been in a battle - Bashar understood that he could never live up to his father's and people of Syria's favor of his older, better, and groomed for President/Dictator brother. Feeling that he was the one better suited to grinding the people of Syria under his heel and into a never ending servitude and not being able to stand the sight of blood, soldiers giving him the nickname Frank Burns because he was known as an Army Surgeon butcher with a survival rate reaching 0%, Bashar masterminded the assassination of his brother.
On 21 January 1994, Bashar feigned an emergency that had his Brother speeding in the fog, in the early morning hours to Damascus International airport for a flight to Germany on the Syrian Presidential Jet. As per his plan, Bashar had convinced his brother Basel to drive because after the assassin's car had struck Basel's car at a rather high speed as well, Basel's chauffeur was found alive in the back seat of the car and the driver's side seat belts removed.
Like all Liberal Politicians to come before him, Bashar cried the hardest over his brother's death and ordered that the entire Country of Syria be shut down and for 3 days the country mourned Basal's death.
Following Basil's death a popular slogan was started: Basel, the man we wanted: Bashar, the leftovers we got.

Obama Hooks A Nigga Up

Being a fellow Muslim and friend to all rag-heads and Islamic fundamentalism, Obama conviently looked the other way to Syrian war crimes and violations of human rights.