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Meek Mill

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Meek Mill Power Word Robert Rihmeek Williams, born 6 May 1987, is another one of your run of the mill black performer/rapper that hasn't had a hit since 2012 but like all East Coast, Philadelphia born, has-been rappers he thinks that he's the voice for his people and speaks out of his privilege how justice and law favors the white man but chooses to remain oblivious to the fact that he is one of its favored sons as he has been able to avoid prison for violating parole 5 times for his original 2008 conviction for drug dealing, illegally possessing a firearm and assaulting a police officer, violations that would have the average person black or white facing a lengthy prison sentence. Because he has enough money to pay for decent legal representation and has just enough of a name to have social media assault The Pennsylvania Governor's Office with requests for leniancy and favoritism everytime he has violated parole, Meek Mill has been able to avoid any real prison time.
Now because a Pennsylvania judge tired of this has-been rappers revolving door love affair with the courts and sentenced Meek Mill to a sentence of two to four years for once again violating his parole when he assaulted two pedestrians at a St Louis, Missouri airport and pissed dirty after a court required drug test, the law has all of a sudden become Heavy Handed and Unfair because it didn't show him the favouritism he had become used to, having spent 8 years on a 5 year parole sentence because he couldn't escape new charges, parole violations or what Mill calls, "Just part of being human".


His Failings As A Human Being

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He busted his hand punching someone in the face. He's a nice guy, seriously.

Following the tried and true tactic that comes with being black Meek Mill is trying to argue that he is such a fine and upstandind citizen and it is only because he is black and a vendetta stemming from Pennsylvania judge Genece Brinkley that he is being sent to prison unfairly.
To shed a little light on Meek Mill's situation, let us look at his criminal history.
In 2005, when he was 18 Meek Mill was arrested for illegally possesing a firearm, dealing drugs, and assaulting a police officer. What most people would call unfair if he were some no name nigger or piece of Trailor trash, Mill avoided jail time altogether and was put on parole for 5 years.
3 years later, violating his parole, Mill was arrested in 2008 for drug dealing and gun possesion, again, and was sent to serve 12 to 24 months in prison. Through favoritism, Mill was released early in 2009 and was again placed on parole for another 5 years.
In 2013, Mill violated parole once again when he violated his parole by traveling out of state, without permission from the court and making death threats to the judge and his parole officer when he was arrested for violating his parole. Constantly being favored because of his celebrity status, Meek was ordered to take etiquette classes and had his parole renewed for another 5 years, after serving 3 months in jail Charges that would have had the average black man that Meek says he represents locked away for at least 10 years but because he's famous, he gets to throw Shit Fits and say that he only tgreatened to kill state officials because he was having a bad day.
Mill was, again found guilty of anotger parole violation on 17 December 2015, it is here you can see the courts finally getting pissed off at what they know is either someone that thinks of themselves as being Entitled or a career criminal. On 5 February 2016 Mill was sentenced to 90 days house arrest, not allowed to work or travel and required to do community service. This sentance became effective on 1 March 2016. While still on his 5 year parole for the 2013 parole violations, Mill was once again arrested for assaulting 2 pedestrians while at a St. Louis Missouri airport and was sentenced to two to four years for the repeat and habit like behaviour of constantly violationg his parole. Like everyone before him who had the courts tire of their constant bullshit and had to suffer through having the hammer dropped on them like Winona Ryder and made to feel like an average person in front of the court, Mill is claiming that this is a conspiracy against him because he is black and not because he can't seem to avoid violating his parole.


Meek Mill To Pa Courts: I Found Jesus

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Not even in prison and crying like a little Bitch with a skinned knee, ensuring that he will never, ever, have any Street cred again; Meek Mill has already started petitioning the Pennsylvania Court Of Appeals claiming that he h as learned his lesson. Claiming the prison is for hardened black men and not for people like him, Mill has claimed that he is too delicate and sophisticated for prison life.