Kthor

K. Thor aka Kthor, real name Kristopher Jensen, was a cartoonist and moderator of the LJ community fuckyoucrew, who now writes about dogs, non-binary trans-masculine unicorn-kin and other assorted SJW pursuits. In ye olden times he was one of the editors of the now dead site Portal of Evil (before he went full cuck). In his younger years he clashed a number of times both in real life and on LJ with infamous basement dwelling failure and fatty Lord Rexington Fear.

Targets of his legendary butthurt have included Joshua Beane aka the Dragonguyver and Matthew Moulton aka Onideus Mad Hatter. It should be noted that most of the people Kthor makes fun of are overweight. K. Thor previously had a "skinny fat" (nerd) figure but has become increasingly obese as his life spiraled downward from dotcom boom leech to guy poorly cribbing from Love and Rockets onto stolen bristol board. In 2006, K. Thor married a woman who is hella fucking fat. She designs purses and sells them on the internet. Someone, maybe even K. Thor has apparently made the fatty pregnant.

For some reason, his activities in fuckyoucrew seemed to draw considerably more ire than his time spent on Portal of Evil, which may have fueled his turn to the cuck side as an SJW supporter. Kthor has always been a bit of a media whore, however, even with multiple television appearances (including a particularly embarrassing one on Blind Date) under his belt, he was still forced to sell his manga and other assorted animu plastic crap to pay for his wedding.

All Growed Up

Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two 30 year old virgins finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "Henry".

He currently hangs out largely on Twitter where he incessantly retweets anti-Trump propaganda and extreme left wing SJW bullshit. He also has a new book he's trying to pawn off, likely some self-aggrandizing liberal reach around. He's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet on the sides while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his father. Either that or his wife is now the bread winner by whoring herself off to other men while she leaves cuck boy at home to take care of the spergs.

Kthor The Artist

Kthor started off as an awkward little nerd, xeroxing and selling his own crappy comics at age 16 after being inspired by a couple of touring comic artists at his local comic shop. Eventually he would meet a man named Tom Hart, who introduced his young virgin buttocks to every adult cartoonist he knew. After being "worked around" in the industry for awhile he headed off to New York without so much as an ID or a passport and, as such, was unable to cash the $10,000 child porn payout check he had gotten from his previous "artistic" work. So he shacked up with one of his industry friends in the area and served as his underage doormat until the cops busted in and arrested him for child molestation. We're really not joking about any this, Kthor has openly admitted to this on his own Instagram account and even called the experience "one of the more surreal and frightening moments of my life".

After his pedophile friend was arrested he was left homeless and jobless and wandered around the country staying with random 'people he knew from the Internet' until he eventually wound up in the bearish boy loving arms of Chet, owner of the website "Portal of Evil", who took him under his dick as an editor for the site. Eventually he compiled all his child reapey experiences into a badly done graphic novel titled, "Red Eye, Black Eye" back in 2007. Which is basically a collection of random DeviantArt quality web comics crapped together to serve as a metaphoric introspection into his life of perpetual underage ass pounding.

He eventually went on to repeat this same failed formula for his second self-publishing attempt, with his poorly titled "Cloud Stories" graphic novel; which is apparently so terrible he had to crowd fund the project from former pedophile friends.

	“	I have struggled with severe depression since I was eight years old and finally got psychiatric and medical help for it.	„
	—Kristopher Jensen

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An honest review.

An honest review.
"Drawing i did of my wife and my dog before she was my wife and he was my dog" -Kthor Jensen

"Drawing i did of my wife and my dog before she was my wife and he was my dog" -Kthor Jensen
LOL SO RANDUMB!

LOL SO RANDUMB!

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Kthor The Cuck

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Kthor gets publicly cucked by his wife.

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Blacks can instantly recognize a white cuck in a dog house.

Blacks can instantly recognize a white cuck
in a dog house.
His wife likes to sissify her cuck.

His wife likes to
sissify her cuck.
In the dog house again, his wife's out lookin for a good bone to suck.

In the dog house again, his wife's out lookin for
a good bone to suck.
His wife looks like a man in drag.

His wife looks like
a man in drag.

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Kthor The Father

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His son instinctively shields himself from groping hands.

Kthor's wife is so gawd damn fat she shit out a diabetic sperg on the spot. His second child was adopted and, as she's white and perfectly healthy, you know they got her from one of those "state adoption agencies for profit" sort of deals. Sometimes referred to as "legal child abduction", where they basically steal children from poor people and give them to middle class and rich folk while turning a tidy profit off destroying families.

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