Johnathan Franklin Lerner

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Johnathan Franklin "cum churner" Lerner AKA the The-Hylian-metalhead is an autistic jewish christfag that deserves an especially special Darwin award for also being worse than any other TTTE fan on DeviantART. We're not really complaining, as it only helps us along in sending him to the gas chambers much faster anyways. John "Tard Cum Churner" Lerner is famous for being an autistic manchild on DevianTART who is exceptionally obsessed with black metal and of all things related to Thomas the fucking tank engine, with a dosage of politics. As if it wasn't bad enough, the autist started taking political srsly and wanted to be a Fascist. So he took an online quiz... And got centrist. However this was not kewl enough for him to hang out with the popular kids, so he took it again and got Fascism. Only problem is that he's bisexual, a jew, and currently in a relationship to an ape, so he's a coal burner as well. This is probably one of the reasons Hitler killed himself seeing this future manchild as one of the followers of his movement.

Autism Train

Like all asspies John had to be obsessed with some odd topic that makes others out him as one. However, unlike most autists choosing something beneficial like 2D animu girls and waifus or something standard like FNAF or undertale John took it up to be obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. John tends to make rather unfunny memes about his particular interest, mostly of the demotivational poster variety or in poorly made photoshop images that shows his lack of effort in life just like there was sadly a lack in effort in aborting him :^[ . The sad part is this is only a little taste of what is to come as there are things a lot worse exploring this anal rabbit hole.

Coal Burner

Johnathan realizing he is a pathetic manchild who faps to train engines making even weeaboos with their body pillows laugh at him got really depressed and though about an heroing. Sadly for us this never took place. Instead the fat neck-beard took to DA and started a journal asking if anyone would be his Girlfriend. Now most sane people ignored this watered down craigslist ad, as only the most desperate, fugliest, tardiest, user would ever sign up to such a proposition. Meet NINJAGOCOlE1234. This fat ass she-man she-boon nigger took up John's offer for being his cum bucket. Looking at her it can clearly be seen why as she did the Olympian task of looking uglier then the autistic OP in question. Like all autists she made a journal telling the world about her boyfriend. The funniest part though maybe be John's own summary of how this came to be.

“	Sis, a couple days ago I felt like I was getting no where in life. I was literally CRYING then because I have no Boyfriend or Girlfriend, and I was really desperate for one. And I am really tired of living in Okeechobee. So I was acting really stupid and made a journal asking if anyone wanted to be my Boyfriend/Girlfriend and the only one to reply and say yes was :iconninjagocole1234: she was really desperate as well.	„

Politics

When Johnathan was not sticking trains up his ass or sending pictures of his 3 inch dick to his ape gf, he was engaging in some political LARPing. Johnathan was initially a Lolbergtarian but eventually decided that it wasn't edgy enough. Johnathan took three 8values political compass tests and 2 of them said he was Centrist or a Right Wing Populist. However, our little sperg would not give up until he eventually got the result he wanted. Jonathan then contacted an actual Fascist called The-Black-Legionary to create a new Deviantart Fascist ideology, The National League of America. Now since Jonathan's art skills is limited to anime bases he relied on his "friend" for all other things from the flag to so called propaganda posters. Cum tard churner also created a Deviantart group called LGBT-Fascists in an attempt to get more serious Fascists to believe he was #theirguy. Eventually Johnathan's dad decided to tell his son that the holohoax was completely real Goy, which made him become a Libertarian once again and close down his Fashy alt ExtremelyBrutalDeath.