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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/April 24, 2012

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The Reverend Andrew Alan Escher Auernheimer III, esq., or weev for short, is a hacker and former ED sysop, who proved that AT&T and Apple don't care about your privacy. After reporting a gigantic security hole to Gawker, weev was raided by the Apple gestapo, executing a dubious search warrant looking for anything at all. According to the official report, upon breaking his door down, the AT&T stormtroopers found him engaging in intercourse with the long-lost body of Natalee Holloway on top of piles of cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and schedule 2 and 3 pharmaceuticals. Weev was arrested on over 9000 counts of Possession of a Controlled Substance, but everybody knows the drugs were planted on him by Ma Bell since they couldn't arrest him for using a form on their web site. At least they didn't find the jenkem.

(( FREE WEEV ))
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