Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 14, 2013

Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay is a fat, goblin-headed British caveman cook and troll-wannabe who has made a name for himself by telling restaurant owners and other cooks how stupid they are. He has made a fortune with several hilarious TV shows, each on the identical theme of showing up each week at some filthy greasy-spoon, telling the cooks there that they should kill themselves, and telling the owner that he is a gutless sack of shit. He also repeatedly exclaims, "Fuck me!" After a week of such abuse, the restaurant owner usually surrenders to Gordon's demands, changes the restaurant name to "Maggie's," gets rid of all the delicious things he used to cook, and adopts Gordon's "new" menu consisting of lightly braised mackerel slices, locally-sourced baby sheep legs with lichen butter, and thumb-sized potatoes.

(( TWO RISOTTO, TWO TURBOT, ONE SPAGHETTI!
COME THE FUCK ON! ))

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