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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 9, 2014

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Krashed

There are many methods to getting a woman to fall in love with you. Some women are into candies, others flowers. If you ask Richard "Krashed" Roby the best way to get a woman to fall in love with you, he'll say "Packet her ass until she sends you nudes, then hold them over her head with a death grip." After being nailed by the FBI, Krashed then proceeded to kindly inform the FBI about everything he's been up to, as well as the activities of everyone he chatted with online. Eighteen months later, with a semi-bruised ego, and flat-tire anus, Krashed was back on the prowl. This time, he's not going to use his AWESOME botnet to extort shells from others. Oh no, he has a far better idea. He's going to thrust his e-penis upon anyone he disagrees with. His 3 inch electronic schlong gets force-fed to IRC networks that don't give him an o-line, users that criticize his FBI rat past, and more often; women who think he's a disgusting wretch of a human being.

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