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Look Who's Back

	“	Constantin Film has picked up the rights to adapt Timur Vermes' bestselling comic novel Look Who's Back, the story of Adolf Hitler's return to modern-day Germany, as a feature film. The novel, which has sold some 1.3 million copies in Germany alone, has the Fuhrer returning to find a Fatherland – democratic, multi-cultural and media-saturated - he no longer recognizes. He tries to revive his political career but is instead taken for a cutting edge satirist who refuses to break character and becomes a TV star.	„
	— Hollywood Reporter

• Mr.Jonzz 23:15, 3 December 2013 (EST)

The pop under ad is interesting

A nice big porn ad that started cropping up under my browser window in the last week or so when I'd visit the site. BakaRed 01:28, 7 December 2013 (EST)

just like ed.com... :G-- Talk to me|Contribs 13:35, 7 December 2013 (EST)

We have no problem removing it if you want to pay the server/irc/vpn/ssl bills. I personally would rather have no ads. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:00, 7 December 2013 (EST)

Popup ads suck. I mean, here I am with Javascript turned off (I've read some unkind reports, sorry ... besides, I do it to everybody) and I don't even see how to access the pretty picture. ED should have a Hall of Featured Ads for archiving special treats like that girl on her back in the exposedwebcams.com ad on the left. I mean, they're not gonna sue you for keeping their ad up... :) Wnt 17:47, 10 December 2013 (EST)

It is literally the only ad that makes any amount of money. The rest of the ads are friends that we advertise for free/favors, or on a commission basis that relies on sales, which amount to nothing. The popups pay the bills and without any substantial amount of donations they are going to stay because without them we won't be able to pay for the site. --Mantequilla (talk) 11:07, 17 December 2013 (EST)

lel • Mr.Jonzz 18:34, 10 December 2013 (EST)

I don't know why everyone seems to hate the ads so much. I've found some great internets services here, and some of the others seem to be unintentionally amusing.   VX BREATHE DEEP   18:46, 10 December 2013 (EST)

Why don't you just get adblock ?--Fat Rambo 15:24, 23 February 2014 (EST)

Lingerie store children's department

NEW YORK (AP) — A teenage girl found carrying a dead fetus in a shopping bag at a Manhattan lingerie store is headed toward trial on shoplifting charges...

The Hills Have Eyes!

[1] Wnt 11:57, 13 December 2013 (EST)

The Psychology of the Internet Troll

Get a load of this http://academicearth.org/electives/psychology-internet-troll/

Preferred interwiki prefix

What do you suggest other wikis should use as the standard interwiki prefix for Encylopedia Dramatica? encyclopediadramatica: or just dramatica:? That information could be listed over at WikiIndex, WikiApiary, etc. Both of those sites would like to create a standard list of interwiki prefixes for all the wikis out there (or in the case of WikiApiary, at least the MediaWiki wikis). Neologistic 16:21, 28 December 2013 (EST)

My guess would be ed: but I could be wrong. 16:29, 28 December 2013 (EST)

I think the two-letter prefixes are reserved for languages. Neologistic 17:25, 28 December 2013 (EST)

I don't see anyone accommodating ED in such a manner.   VX BREATHE DEEP   21:17, 28 December 2013 (EST)

The privilege of claiming the two-letter prefixes goes to the first wiki to gain enough clout to make them the standard across the wikisphere; even if ED became the largest wiki in the world, the two-letter prefixes would still have to point to Wikipedia for hysterical reasons. Anyway, I'm going with dramatica: Neologistic 02:52, 29 December 2013 (EST)

Either edrama:, dramatica: or edae:. Personally I like edrama: --Mantequilla (talk) 20:07, 1 February 2014 (EST)

edrama for the win ♥♥♥ 20:23, 1 February 2014 (EST)

Russian Lurkmore uses "ae" prefix. ICAN 01:26, 10 February 2014 (EST)

HAPPY MUTHA FUKKIN NEW YEAR ED

HAPPY MUTHA FUCKIN NEW YEAR BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!1ONE ••General Niggerson 18:59, 31 December 2013 (EST)

• Who cares? oddguy 01:50, 1 January 2014 (EST)

Happy New Year! 01:58, 1 January 2014 (EST)

I have vomited twice this morning... 2014 = shit so far. • Mr.Jonzz 07:35, 1 January 2014 (EST)

• Fuck your gay white holiday. oddguy 07:54, 1 January 2014 (EST)

DERP

	“	A group of hackers going by the name "DERP" have taken down a number of online games and websites. The list includes the homepage of Electronic Arts and Battle.net.	„
	— sauce

• Mr.Jonzz 11:05, 1 January 2014 (EST)

Might be a good current event to investigate. I'll see if Linkermann will post an EDF2 thread. 11:11, 1 January 2014 (EST)

Portal:Chans

Hi!. Who is responsible for portal "Chans" here? For articles about world chans and memes.--Курка Аалямб 03:31, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Anyone who can be bothered, but CrackRabbit does it most.   VX BREATHE DEEP   16:41, 4 January 2014 (EST)

Ok, thanks.--Ukrayinets 02:09, 5 January 2014 (EST)

Marry Christmas

I congratulate all you with the bearing of Jesus Christ! Yes, I know, that you don't celebrate it now. And you also celebrate New Year only once ((((((9999ninenine--Ukrayinets' 11:18, 6 January 2014 (EST)

Stop Pipelinking Everything

This is official ED policy (ED:PIPE)!
ED's purpose is to make lulz accessible, and pipelinks make it harder to access.

To you that disagree: read ED:LULZ kthx. --Cunt 15:09, 6 January 2014 (EST)

A necessary reminder. [[User:VX|VX]] likes this. 17:08, 6 January 2014 (EST)

Fuck you, I like pipe • Mr.Jonzz 17:11, 6 January 2014 (EST)

I agree with you. The problem with pipelines is that you want quick access to your lulz, but instead get linked to some shit web forum no one has been to since 2005 or redirected to a page you have already visisted 200 times before. As it makes navigating much much harder, it discourages lots of incremental changes which I believe could be very useful. --Nujen 06:22, 12 January 2014 (EST)

Found KalFoxis again

He seems to hide out on this IRC server: 82.22.183.53:6667

Uses the alias "Aegis-server" and "Fluffy".

Seems to be "making money" using secondlife (Whatever the hell that means).

User:Expo|Talk|Tools|Email||[2] 01:47, 8 January 2014 (EST)

<Aegis-server> I have aspergers, Bipolar II, OCD, ADHD, Skitzo-Para, PTSD, as far as physical, I have heart disease :< from my mothers side of the family it's genetic

<Aegis-server> don't let anyone know about me if anyone asks :o <Aegis-server> it's only between me and you o.o

Ahahah, what a faggot. User:Expo|Talk|Tools|Email||[3] 03:15, 4 March 2014 (EST)

"Shia LaBeouf escalates plagiarism row with Daniel Clowes via bizarre tweets"

	“	The Nymphomaniac actor has rekindled his dispute with graphic novelist Daniel Clowes by imitating his work once again, and posting lawyers' letters online.	„
	— sauce

• Mr.Jonzz 18:30, 8 January 2014 (EST)

Doxbin link is dead

Not working for some reason. The doxbin links now redircted me to TOR2 which is so shitty. What the fuck is goin on there. ••General Niggerson 17:01, 10 January 2014 (EST)

Beiber raided by the LAPD

• http://globalnews.ca/news/1081526/police-raid-justin-biebers-home-report/

I hope they find loads of coke/CP... :D • Mr.Jonzz 13:55, 14 January 2014 (EST)

He seems to be melting down, a'la Britney Spears. that White House petition to deport him got damn near a quarter million signatures. -hipcrime 20:32, 1 February 2014 (EST)

hadn't even heards about that; fucking A he should be deported, filthing up your glorious country with his canucknuckleheaded criminality. • Mr.Jonzz 20:38, 1 February 2014 (EST)

actually he fits right in. a hypocritical anti-abortion Christian.

	“	The teen heartthrob is quoted in the magazine's March issue as saying "you should just wait" until you're in love to have sex, and "I really don't believe in abortion … It's like killing a baby."	„

if he returns to Canada, then where will I hide when America implodes? i doubt i could survive AIDS and Montezuma's revenge. -hipcrime 22:26, 1 February 2014 (EST)

I can't cure AIDS but I would massage your stinging ring. • Mr.Jonzz 22:31, 1 February 2014 (EST)

• I am actually starting to like this guy. He smoked weed, drew a racist cartoon on a wall in mexico, fucked a hooked, vandalized the house next to him, punched a dude in the face and spat on his fans. I would love to see the reaction of all the preteen girls realizing their oh-so-pure idol they dream would fuck them up the ass is really a racist, whoremongering druggie asshole who hates them. If he wasn't such a faggot at first right now he would almost be cool. oddguy 22:35, 1 February 2014 (EST)

That should go on his headstone:

Here lies Justin Bieber
Faggot, Almost Cool.

• Mr.Jonzz 22:46, 1 February 2014 (EST)

LaTeX for lulzy equations

If possible, install LaTeX support for ED, for use in lulzy equations fancily.

Cunt 08:00, 29 January 2014 (EST)

Front Page Bonus Fun Template

I found this super old picture of ED ages ago, and I thought the rainbow text was funny as hell. I've been wanting to find the appropriate time to make it happen again (just for a couple days) and I think now right after that bullshit outage would be perfect. So I made a new, less intrusive template, and here's the final product:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) GCHQ & NSA CANT KEEP US DOWN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I tried to make the edit already, but one certain ferret weasel cockblocked me and sent me here. Can we make my dreams come true please?

★ D. Baggins ★

06:41, 6 February 2014 (EST)

Lol approved --Mantequilla (talk) 06:45, 6 February 2014 (EST)

Dbaggins likes this.

★ D. Baggins ★

06:51, 6 February 2014 (EST)

^ ^reply 07:01, 6 February 2014 (EST)

lol, excellent template. ••General Niggerson 07:10, 6 February 2014 (EST)

+1. --JuniusThaddeus 07:39, 6 February 2014 (EST)

Needs less gay. CobaltCat 08:19, 6 February 2014 (EST)

You are gay. ^reply 10:53, 6 February 2014 (EST)

Image upload bug

The whites in all newly uploaded image files have their luminescence lowered by 1.
its impossible to get a perfect white
All I see is eggshell.

Case in point:

That image is 100% white on my computer. Uploading compression made it light-eggshell-cloud. I would mark this issue at highest priority.
Thanks D. Baggins ★ likes this. 00:42, 8 February 2014 (EST)

New XOTN

Just had an idea for a new XOTN we could try giving a shot. "Link of the Now" perhaps? Just for stuff like this. Thoughts? Questions? Comments? Let the voting commence 

 

ch@ / reply

epeen

  17:41, 21 February 2014 (EST)

That sounds like a weird concept, It might work as-well--Fat Rambo 15:38, 23 February 2014 (EST)

Bizzatches

Hi again, it's been a fucking minute, but I dug my old loldongs shirt out and remembered this place still exists, somehow :')

anyways I'll be lurking for a while before doing anything and as always I will leave a papertrail via edit notes and talkpages

holla

That Thing There 20:20, 21 February 2014 (EST)

wb ^reply 20:22, 21 February 2014 (EST)

^ -hipcrime 20:39, 21 February 2014 (EST)

Tits or GTFO.   VX BREATHE DEEP   22:14, 21 February 2014 (EST)

Xiao Rishu VOTN - added a page

I remember being linked by some weeaboo to her vids a few months ago, and I know that as will all gotis she'll get pissed off with a page of her own... It needs a little work though in the meantime. Jazzybellio4912

UPDATE: added a ton of stuff, including the Internet lawsuit between her and Venus Angelic. Anybody know of any other drama - because Xiao strikes me as the drama queen type - it seems like a lollercoaster in the making... Jazzybellio4912

ANOTHER UPDATE: added the finishing touches - prepare for a highly amusing flame war - because one side of the argument will be brought to you by your local helium supplier! Jazzybellio4912

TECHNICAL ISSUES: WTFlyingF is up with the social media youtube link? I've tried many different ways of getting Xiao's youtube account to be linked to the page, and instead it tries to find a video link it can't find, because youtube uses that funny code instead of words like 'xiaorishu'. Used the right tag, now it's looking schweeeet. Jazzybellio4912

READY TO SEO! Currently working on getting this listed on google so that when people search for xiaorishu they'll find this article - however I've just realized that when I set it up, I used a space between the names - am wondering if there is anyway around dat? Think it could be amusing to watch all her fans baaawwww about it. Jazzybellio4912

Xiao is sloooow to react :/ This chick is difficult to troll - without putting in a shitload of effort - such as a handful of alt accounts to provoke some her lulzy fans, which might not even result in a youtube vid. This is becoming a 'slow news day' type of article - I was expecting something by now... Jazzybellio4912

Subcultures portal

Can we get one? --owl.talk 00:41, 25 February 2014 (EST)

pls respond  :( --owl.talk 05:32, 27 February 2014 (EST)

Be bold because the worst thing that can happen is that someone removes your shit. A good idea would be to check out Category:Subcultures, if you haven't done it already. Maybe that category needs to be revised but without a portal? Personally I would prefer only listing subcultures in the connotational sense of the word. --Nujen 17:32, 1 March 2014 (EST)

dox removal

	“	Unless the subject of the article was ballsy enough to openly place their IRL address, phone numbers and other such information on the Internet without any attempts to hide it, we will not host said information on the site. If you want to release such information, please do it elsewhere.	„
	—ED is not a phone directory

When removing personal information, make sure that what is deleted actually violates the policy above. Something like someone's Facebook account is an external link and shouldn't be deleted. If a link is no longer valid, standard protocol is to strike the information.

P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way

Sydney, Australia

Phone: 555-555-2555

Facebook: PSherman

MSN: [email protected]

The example above demonstrates what should and shouldn't be removed, I think that's it. ^reply 14:49, 2 March 2014 (EST)

maybe i'm wrong but i feel like there's got to be a better way than chaotically blanking doxes while spamming to get your ass fucked. lets not forget we have a doxbin template my friends  

 

ch@ / reply

epeen

  14:48, 2 March 2014 (EST)

	“	Dox go in doxbin.	„
	—  VX BREATHE DEEP  , 100 fucking times.

16:56, 2 March 2014 (EST)

Doxbin doesn't work for me ••General Niggerson 23:09, 2 March 2014 (EST)

download more ram 

 

ch@ / reply

epeen

  23:25, 2 March 2014 (EST)

1. Download HijackThis!
2. Kill the Net Nanny process.
3. Click a doxbin template link.
4. Fellate your benefactor.   VX BREATHE DEEP   06:08, 4 March 2014 (EST)

dafuq?

Where was my ED all day? ••General Niggerson 03:03, 6 March 2014 (EST)

ur mom sat on it lol 

 

ch@ / reply

epeen

  03:55, 6 March 2014 (EST)

• lol so funni XDDDD im laughing out loud lelele XDDD  — Preceding comment added by CrackRabbit (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Someone was drunk and tripped over the server's power cord. ^reply 05:30, 6 March 2014 (EST)

We call this the power cord.   VX BREATHE DEEP   02:31, 7 March 2014 (EST)

Sue Basko updates pls

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Talk:Sue_Basko#Updates

 OccupyPeaceInfo --Mantequilla (talk) 05:38, 13 March 2014 (EDT)

The staff is fucked, so we're taking you all down with us.   VX BREATHE DEEP   20:03, 13 March 2014 (EDT)

I was fucking with Sue hard, just by making a reasonable inquiry. Convos kept collapsing as I tried to cap the whole page, so until I get around to finding a better solution, here it is for all to enjoy.   VX BREATHE DEEP   04:50, 21 March 2014 (EDT)

Simultaneous orgasms just took on a whole new meaning.

2 mouths, one vag

But some guys may think that two mouths for one vagina is a rotten deal. Wnt 14:23, 15 March 2014 (EDT)

	“	... there is no medical reason why they wouldn't be able to have a successful pregnancy	„

Except that, you know, the freak of their loins would have some truly fucked up DNA.   VX BREATHE DEEP  

Match made in heaven?

or would it have awesome DNA? -hipcrime 20:03, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

Fair point. Now, if we can hook them up and shoot some pr0n...   VX BREATHE DEEP   02:50, 21 March 2014 (EDT)

i'd even pay to watch. :P -hipcrime 02:57, 21 March 2014 (EDT)

‮ (TDE) 4102 lirpA 1 ,40:02 tnW (: !eno dooG -- LFOR

Pennsylvania school stabbing

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/09/justice/pennsylvania-school-stabbing/

Someone should start an article on this. I would but I'm on my phone atm.

also why is this page so slow lately? post moar fgts. --Mantequilla (talk) 09:59, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

Alex Hribal <3 Sickpuppy66 and I. ^reply 10:00, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

U guys r awesome thx. --Mantequilla (talk) 10:22, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

Please front page this right now. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:46, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

Weird science

Researchers grow vaginas in the lab. The word on Wall Street is it's time to dump those stocks in candy makers and florists. Wnt 10:23, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

weev

	“	BREAKING: Judges reverse District Court’s venue determination and vacate Andrew Auernheimer’s conviction	„
	—source

^reply 11:33, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

• The higher court overturned and vacated the conviction, for an error of Venue, citing the Declaration of Independence. source --Finney 19:34, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

lol owned ♥♥♥ 19:39, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

:D --JuniusThaddeus 19:40, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

• Please consider donating to weev's Welcome Home Fund! Also oldfags are celebrating in irc. --Finney 19:47, 11 April 2014 (EDT)