Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 4, 2015

ED Recruitment Drive 2015

Are you an aficionado of drama? Do you enjoy in-depth coverage of all the most important topics you could ever hope to find on the web? Do you enjoy unnecessary piping? If you answered yes to these questions (you totally fucking did we saw everything nerd) you too might probably definitely have what it takes to become an illustrious Encyclopedia Dramatica editor. Congratulations sir, or Madame!

Now some of you might be asking yourselves at this very moment, "Why now? What's in it for me?" Well fuck you, that's why, and nothing you ungrateful shitbir-BUT actually the answer is a lot simpler than you think. Recently the Internet has experienced a massive uptick in drama, lulz, and lols in virtually all sectors across the board. The cascade of drama is flowing so rapidly we need dedicated readers like yourself to get in on the action to fully capitalize on the sheer volume of controversies, mass shootings, and Twitter/Chan/Instagram wars. We here at ED, arguably the only fucking "web culture" website that isn't halfway up its own ass (go peddle clickbait Gawker, Cracked, and Reddit somewhere else it's all you're fucking good at anyway), would like to formally invite you to join us in calling other people shit sucking fuckups and covering the ever increasing swaths of Internet drama. Imagine yourself, sitting in front of a screen mindlessly learning Wikia formatting for hours on end in complete silence. Yes reader this too can be you! So what awaits your time here at the best fucking wiki on the nets? Well how do endless edit wars, doxing with one x, and free pictures of tits sound to you? Pretty amazing I bet.

Sign up now, cause here at ED our motto is always: "you're living in your parents basement anyway, so fuck it"

(( I CAN TOTALLY SEE MYSELF DOING THIS ))

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