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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 5, 2015

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Lubbock

Lubbock is a city that is located in the Northwestern part of the state where everything is bigger, including the people. Known as "The Belt Buckle of the Bible Belt", the population is consisted of Bible thumpers and Conservative Republitards that has a an Anti-Obama bumper sticker on their rusty ass Ford pickup and a gun in the glove compartment in case when the only Jew in town comes to say hello to them. Lubbock is extremely infamous for having a church on every fucking street corner in town. No matter what if you are in the neighborhoods, downtown or outside city limits, you will run into a church and question why the fuck is there nothing good here. The fact is there is nothing good here. It's all flat cotton fields and wind to annoy the shit out of you as there's a chance that you will have dirt flying in your eye and instantly go blind. Lubbock is so fucking boring, when somebody comes to perform a concert or show in town, the police will be after their ass for being too exciting or not Jesus friendly. This is why barely anybody ever or should never visit Lubbock.

(( LUBBOCK ))


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