Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 2, 2021

Coronavirus

Coronavirus, officially known as COVID or The Beast (USA), and additionally known as Sinovirus, the Chinese Virus, Chinese AIDS, Chinkiepox, Szechuan Sore Throat, The Holocough, Flu-Tang Clan, Kung Flu, Winnie The Flu, Corona Ebola, China's One Corpse Policy, The Great Reap Forward, The Boomer Remover, Bat Aids, Super AIDS, Wuhan Flu, Sweet and Sour Sicken, The downfall of the USA, Communist Lung Herpes or "Mould in my Lungs" (and officially COVID-19 or Coronavirus Disease 2019, or by science, SARS-Coronavirus 2) is a viral epidemic PANDEMIC and a punishment from God that started in back in late 2019 in the worlds biggest, dirtiest and most morally bankrupt sewer of a country. There are various theories about it's origin (see below) but regardless of this the disease has since spread across the entire planet, and is planning to become the lulziest pandemic in (modern) history.

(( 171,938,586+ confirmed cases ))

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