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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 29, 2021
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Kwanzaa -- a.k.a. "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp", AKA "(I'm Dreaming of a) Black Christmas" -- is a Negroid holiday celebrated from December 26 to January 1. The dates were chosen because welfare queens could afford to buy the discounted merchandise that more affluent families left rotting on the shelves after White Kwanzaa and Kike Christmas. It celebrates the shining hallmarks of the modern black community: theft, rape, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, spousal abuse, genocide, civil war, and murder. Kwanzaa is prevalent in nations where fried chicken and watermelon are plentiful and cheap in grocery stores.
