Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 25, 2022

Russia

The Khanate of Russia or Tsardom of Russia is the only relevant Slavic country in the world. It was formerly a great country during the reign of the Soviet Union. It's capital is aptly named Mosque-Cow which is the base of operations for Queer Muslim Gremlins that dwell within fortress Kremlin. Mother Russia is inhabited by Communist bear-fighting drunks with Kalashnikovs for dicks and in the past for mostly mediocre-looking or even ugly mail-order brides (now they came from Ukraine and Moldova). Now Russia is like its former enemy the USA, an ultra-capitalist pseudodemocracy, the inhabitants are widely considered Euro-niggers. As part of their primitive vodka-nigger nature, they often attack other countries for the lulz because that's what freedom is all about. Also, Russia recently has become the first country that officially supports the Darfur genocide, because the people of Fur, Masalit, and Zaghawa like to refer to themselves as "God's chosen people"... and when you do so, you're basically asking for it.

(( BRB, Currently Reclaiming Ukraine ))

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