Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 24, 2022

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Soviet Canuckistan

Canæda (also known as America's Fro, Diet America, America Junior, or America's Retarded Cousin) is a frozen wasteland where all the population crowd the southern border because they want nothing to do with the rest of it (see above). Canadians like to brag that they are the world’s largest nature preserve for resources, which are stripped bare and shipped straight to the US. Too bad it's the only thing it's good for. Because of severe brain trauma resulting from junior hockey and the near complete lack of culture in Canæda more than the as an eternal British colony, it's population is known to have an average IQ just slightly above that of South Carolina and a miserable requirement level in all areas of life.

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Amanda Todd

Amanda Todd was a 15-year-old Canadian half-breed camwhore who became an hero after being overcome by an addiction to bleach - although some argue she used it to wash away the taste of all the cocks she sucked while in high school. As a young and whorish 12-year-old, she flashed her tits over webcam to a friend. Being the great guy he is, he posted her nudes all over the Internet, prompting Todd to do the right thing. Her suicide provided excuses for thousands of faggots on shitty sites like YouTube and Facebook to pretend to be against bullying. They responded to anyone who disagreed with them with ad hominem attacks and intimidation.

(( SHE'S IN HELL GETTING RAPED BY NIGGER DICKS; CRY ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING CANUCKS ))

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