Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 29, 2023

Opioids

What originally started as a Plan B for the cigarette smoking cessation, the electronic cigarette (e-cig, or pussy stick) was created as a means of delivering addictive chemicals into your lungs via atomized vapors as opposed to normal papered smoking; increasing your life expectancy from 32 to 35 years!

In recent years though a large number of moronic man bunned fags and emo high schoolers decided to bastardize the invention for the sake of creating a quasi-religious "lifestyle" around it, that they call vaping, primarily for the purpose of over-compensating their complete lack of personality and social skills. The e-cigarette allowed these rejects to try and pass themselves off as unique heckin' little snowflakes by continually sucking off an electronic dildo...

Ex-cigarette producing tobacco corporations have been quick to get in on the action, switching gears and producing e-cig products and paraphernalia left and right, effectively becoming 21st century electronic drug pimps, forcing their dimwitted clientele to suck off their phallic products in exchange for fruit flavored lung cancer. As such, every vaper in existence is effectively just a pimped out druggie, servicing their douche flutes for a fetid fix, provided by Pimp Daddy Big Tobacco.

(( Just Put Down The Fag Stick And Smoke That Meat Cigar Already Homo ))

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