Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 13, 2024

NIU Valentine's Day Massacre

The Northern Illinois University Valentine's Day Massacre seemed to come from a parallel universe. Steven Phillip Kazmierczak entered a side door at approximately 3:00 pm CST near the front of an introductory oceanography class in a large lecture hall with 150 to 200 students and began to fire gunshots. The gunman was reported to be a thin, white male wearing a long, black trench coat and a black beanie. Word on the street is he was a sociology major, that had something against the ocean. The gunman walked onto stage and opened fire. 18 people were shot before the gunman shot himself. Many victims were shot in the head, with at least three of the victims in critical condition, eight in stable condition and five in good dead condition.

The guy might have been butthurt over the fact that it's V-Day and instead of masturbating using his tears as lube he decided to pwn some students instead. This was argued by some at the time to be another attempt to break Cho's score at V-Tech. But, he failed miserably!

It must be noted that he didn't quite do it for the lulz. He did it for the luvz <3.

(( (UN)HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ))

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