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Incel

Incel or Involuntary Celibacy is a fictitious medical disorder that was made up by ugly virgins in an attempt to explain to themselves why even the filthiest inner city crackwhores are unwilling to have sex with them. The term "Involuntary Celibate" is believed to have been coined in 1997 by a fugly Canadian chick named Alana after she discovered that she couldn't even manage to get laid in college – which should surprise absolutely no one since only a woman would be capable of creating something as fucking stupid as the incel movement. Alana later went on to become a self-proclaimed "queer" after realizing that butch lesbians have much lower standards than men.

The typical incel is a 5'2" manlet with poor facial symmetry who is extremely uncomfortable around wimminz, and blames society for his inability to develop a personality in the face of adversity, like a man would. Many incels advocate for "a return to traditional values" (ironic since traditionally, young men had to work and interact with the world IRL) enforced with government interference in their lives and to be provided with girlfriends. Others write sexually-repressed manifestos in online echo chambers, discussing murder fantasies and ways that women could be re-enslaved with others until they inevitably become popular at their high school.

Incels' main grievance lies in the change of society from being more controlling of women rightfully shaming sluts, to the one we have now, post-sexual revolution where a woman can prove she doesn't need no man by fucking 25 guys before settling down. In the olden days, when Pappy could buy a railroad for a quarter, marriages were arranged, so no one missed out on the opportunity to have a normal, happy life with their beautiful bride that they grew up with. Even hideous or deformed people with no money, personality or future prospects were matched up in these marriages to women on their same level who bravely chose to marry them instead of starving to death.

With the introduction of the internet, people who had not previously had much experience with sex suddenly saw many women naked that they may never have seen before. They believed this put them on an equal platform with insanely hot women. Due to being rejected by women way out of their league, and not being attracted to the girls they could actually get, they have said, "You're not dumping me, I'm dumping YOU!" to the modern dating culture. What a shame.

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