Ethereum
Ethereum is a shitcoin invented by a Russian Kremlin troll named Vitalik Buterin.
It is designed to create other shitcoins which are even more a Ponzi-scheme than Ethereum is.
Vitalik Buterin is a Russian agent, on the payroll of the KGB troll factory, who reports directly to the head of the KGB, [Bad Vlad]] himself.
Ethereum is designed to con the goyim out of their hard earned dollars, to Make the Soviet Union Great Again by ending capitalism.