Betty

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“Surrounded by death and decayrotting from bones to bones,my flesh lays bare the blubbery fat,traverse the land i shall,finding babies to devour,performing rituals of ancient magic,I, the witch of yore…Beware! i wander these places with guile and pure vice,All of you shall be my victims,I, the witch of yore,eternal dweller of internet message boards.”― Betty, The Bothell Witch

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Beautiful naked betty

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Punch this witch!

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eating babies

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Betty in community college for over 20 years

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John Carter is Betty

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Self author of "The Bothell Witch"

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Isn't she sexy?

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Autobiography

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Beautiful Witch Betty

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Betty fucking her mom!

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Gary fucking Betty's mom

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Gary murders Marta

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Zombie Marta returns from the realm of the dead!

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Betty and her happy family

Betty' is the oldest troll of soapbox still trolls the off shoots, also known as the infamous Bothell Witch. Betty/Daphne Fissel: Betty, aka Daphne Fissel,"witch" from Bothell, WA (read: doodle his mom), a baby eating ugly witch, a proud lesbian, failed author with a jabba the hut body. Trolling the internet since 1996, one of the oldest trolls on imdb boards, and since the boards has ended, decided to create a fake proboard where she logs ip of every user that stupidly decides to post on it. Still mourns its mother Marta Reeves murder at the hand of Gary Ridgway, may God bless him.

Betty (aka The Bothell Witch) has returned as the resident IMDb Soapbox whore. The following is a direct quote taken from one of her threads: “im 45 and have had over 200 [sexual partners]. if you count mi cyber ones it's nearly 500 lol [sic] Many more to go hopefully.”

Note the haunting lack of intelligence. Despite the fact that she is clearly a troll, and that she clearly isn’t who she says she is, members of the Soapbox community still choose to respond to her (which highlights the blatant lack of intelligence on the Soapbox community as a whole).

This Just In

Betty knows about this article and that people don't like her. Maybe now she'll get the hint and go become an hero.

Poem Written by The Bothell Witch

Surrounded by death and decay rotting from bones to bones, my flesh lays bare the blubbery fat, traverse the land i shall, finding babies to devour, performing rituals of ancient magic, I, the witch of yore… Beware! i wander these places with guile and pure vice, All of you shall be my victims, I, the witch of yore, eternal dweller of internet message boards.

― Betty, The Bothell Witch

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