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EVERYONE ON /BANT/ IS ACTUALLY A NEWFAG |
/bant/ (a pormenteu of random and international) is 4chan's newest board, being added sometime last Thursday by Japanese moot in an attempt to dump the shit threads of /pol/, the shittier memes of /b/ and the average flags of /int/ all in one enclosed space to try and shovel out the dead worms from the rotting carcass known as 4chan (after being killed by cancer, of course).
despite all of this, the users of /bant/ have the absurd belief that they are the one special board that is like /b/ during its golden years.
Despite this inane belief of /bant/ being "/b/ but good" (which is just saying that they're crap but good) the main content posted of /bant/ is either threads about K-pop, le funnay meems, failed GETs, countries arguing about which is the best or who has the best flag, and a number of other in-"jokes" that nobody outside of their circle of autists know or care about. The only thing different about /bant/ from /b/ is that /bant/'s mods don't allow porn dumps as to not defile the innocence of their younger audience of Reddit users.
Funny maymays created by /bant/
Since the dawn of /bant/, every user has tried to force one meme or another, some actually getting picked up. Here are a few:
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This list is subject to change at all times due to /bant/'s ever changing nature |
Blow it out your ass
The only proper response to anything.
Leaf girl
A smug, attractive, lewd canadian girl. Often paired up with either Simon or America
Simon
A purple guy with a yellow shirt. Often paired up with leaf girl.
Blepe
After the death of pepe the frog, /bant/ thought it would be funny to make their own version. It wasn't.
Isle of Man
The Isle of Man poster (also known as manxlet) was seen as God. Take note that there is only one manx poster on the entirety of 4chan, anybody who says otherwise is wrong. Also 167. More recently he has came out as an autistic sperg by exclusively shitposting and acting hostile to posters. He's also stated multiple times that he's leaving /bant/ only to come back after 1 day every time. Because of this his reputation went into the shitter.
Bant plant
Possibly the first original creation by /bant/
Isle of Manlet Saga
On the 27th of July 2017, a Polish anon started a thread jerking himself off about how tall he was. For some reason, the only Manx poster on the entirety of 4chan decided to out himself as a filthy manlet. Soon after he went missing, sending half of the board into utter chaos, while the other half lmao'd about manxanon being a literal ant.
He was later found to be in a Satania thread a few days later and the autistic /bant/elopes cried tears of happiness at his return.
/bant/ Newspapers
The Morning /bant/er
A "weekly" yellow press newspaper ran by an amerifat tripfag called Yuyukow. You can tell he's American because the newspaper's full of spelling mistakes and improper grammar. This only had a few issues released before being forgotten about and abandoned.
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December, 1st 2017
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December, 6th 2017
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December, 14th 2017
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December, 17th 2017
The /bant/ershi Spirit News
The /bant/ershi Spirt News was one of the two lackluster papers that spawned after the discontinuation of The Morning /bant/er, the other being The /bant/bunmaru. After only three issues the creator hatate !HimecDEno2 abandoned it, which was probably for the best.
The /bant/bunmaru
The /bant/bunmaru was the other aforementioned paper that was born from the ashes of the far superior Morning /bant/er. As of writing this (28/02/2018) The /bant/bunmaru is the oldest running paper on /bant/ and is the only true spiritual successor to The Morning /bant/er. One of the most notable things about the /bant/bunmaru is that while most papers only produce one page per issue The /bant/bunmaru often releases multiple pages per issue. It will probably be abandoned once its creator aya !!wa4i7DDmmW6 gets loses interest (I can't be bothered tracking down each issue and adding it to the galley below, someone else do it)
The Pooftah Post
A paper created by CockEyes !CumBENIS4c a tripfag mostly known for the phrase "Fuck off pooftah(s)". The Pooftah Post is essentially a shitpost in the form of a newspaper. The Pooftah Post never has any real news, mostly consisting of calling Anons pooftahs, and blatantly plagiarizing The /bant/bunmaru paper, only slightly editing stories by adding the word pooftah. As of right now The Pooftah Post has only released two issues that weren't just an edit of The /bant/bunmaru, that being issue two and issue four.
The Daily Fishe
The Daily Fishe is a paper created by the tripfag !Regin/s6K6, and is the most modern in terms of style, it is also by far the prettiest paper currently running on /bant/. The main thing that separates The Daily Fishe from other papers on /bant/ is that it often sheds light on off-board /bant/ related activities such as 4craft, /bant/craft, and the 4cc spring cup. Due to the amount of work that goes into the Daily fishe, both visually, and literary, it begs the question if the paper will last.
Prominent Posters
Plague Doctor
Plague Doctor, or PD for short, is an underage namefag that has been on /bant/ since day one. PD's goal is to cure the gay, to do this he creates threads in which he determines which anons have the gay, then he proceeds to cure them of said infliction. His methods of curing the gay seem to vary from post to post.
PD is likely the longest lasting, and possibly the orginal anti-gayposter on /bant/, through his example other anti-gayposters have arisen such as CockEyes. Though as of writing this in the early months of 2018 he seems to have taken a weaker stance on gayposters, likely not wanting to give them too many (You)s as the current gayposters seem to thrive off even the most negative of attention.
In 2018 PD created several threads in which he would go on various adventures. These threads include things such as breaking into a construction site and taking a shit right in the middle of it, climbing and turning on a crane, breaking into a water park and attempting to steal food from a concession stand.
Plague Doctor has announced his retirement as of 5/16/2018. Probably to do literally anything better than browse on the festering boat of burning asshole that has become of /bant/
Fagmark
A danish poster who was one of the greatest causes of butthurt for /bant/, He believed everybody on /bant/ should be should be nice at all times. He made many nice threads that were violently trolled and flamed to oblivion. It got so bad that every danish poster on any thread in /bant/ was obsessively harassed. many posters tried to dox him and defame him. People also went into the archive and found his dick pics before he had the "nice" persona. People made many threads calling the biggest problem on /bant/. Eventually the mods tried save the board by banning him but he kept evading it. proving once again that the mods are useless.
He also popularized the cancerous practice of responding to people you hate with a @ symbol instead of >> to deprive them of their (you)s and is the only known 4chan user to have been banned for "Extreme mental retardation"
As time passed he became increasingly cynical and rude. Which lead to him slowly losing relevancy. now he's just another gayposter pseudo-troll .
Hong Kong
/bant/'s very own furry. He's tied for worst poster with fagmark. You can see him on any thread with furry porn or in his own threads where he posts furry porn. Despite all allegations he still denies the fact that he's a furry "because he only has a passing interest in it". He's been called a furry so many times that he coined the catch phrase : "prove it". which he uses as a shield to hide behind all criticism. He also graces threads with his highly derivative zingers which are made entirely of anti-lulz. If you see him in your thread make sure to call him a Pedo Fat Furry Faggot.
Due to Hong Kong many furries have came on /bant/. So much that he's started bitching about fur threads.
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Alice 3D
She came onto this board causing it to become even worse. after fagmark lost relevancy she has became the new antagonist to /bant/
Sick Spanish Pedo
Abbreviated as SSP. He is a pedophile and shitposter who spends his time posting touhou porn, loli, jailbait and guro. Although he rarely stirs up drama; He seems to be fervently against Alice 3D. At one point he made a cooking thread with no stuttering to mock Alice. He's also made some fail image edits in hope to mock her.
Although he is a well loved and positive figure in the /bant/ community. He seems to be developing a case of unwarranted self importance and will probably become cancer later...
/bant/ gets
2 Millionth Get
For the coveted 2000000th get, a cirnoposter was able to snatch the victory and in a display of cirnofaggotry the mods decided to pin the thread for teh ebin lulz of it all. Of course this left the netherlandanon kagarifag who got the 2000001st get in the dust to be made fun of, although there are theories that this was a scripted get by the mods to make kagariposters buttmad, but everyone who thinks this is likely just a sockpuppet of the anon that failed getting the 2 millionth get.
3 Millionth Get
lol it was just imptrash (of course this sent /bant/ into a fit of autistic rage for about an hour or so).
Different aliases of /bant/ users
- Tali/bant/
- /bant/elopes
- /bant/dits
How to troll /bant/ users
Because /bant/ is literally a little babby in terms of the internet, it is just as easily trolled. Here are a few ways to troll /bant/ users.
- Post Cirno
- Talk about Cirno
- Be Canadian
- Be American
- Post Pepe
- Refuse to blow it out your ass
- Refer to Isle of Man as Isle of Manlet or Manxlet
- anime
- No seriously, posting anime will send half of the users on /bant/ into an uncontrollable rage because of "muh degeneracy"
- Acting Gay, has the added bonus effect of getting the fags on the board to lust after you
More memes
This is a gallery of more memes and screenshots from /bant/ that nobody cares about
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Because of faggot mods always dumping threads from /pol/ onto /bant/, this is used often
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Shit no one cares about: The image
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Nobody remembers this
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I don't seem to remember this either?
See also
External links
- A thread full of /bant/ lusers LARPing
- Americans sperging out over a bunch of numbers put together
- How many /bant/ users does it take to answer a simple question?
- /bant/'s first viewing of goatse
- The average /bant/ thread
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