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ChibiQ
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ChibiQ, "ChubbiQ" or "7Chan Revolutionary", is the 16 year old, bisexual azn postop tranny that publically humiliated the tyrranical 7chan mod and Perl coder known as "Mockskin" on 7Chan's IRC and /b/, and sparked the revolution which is now celebrated as Mod Drama Sunday
S/he also lieks to post shopped images of hermself (fucking attention whore) using a unique font on 7Chan /b/, some which could be considered CP, but usually censored or Grey Area (see article image).
S/he can be found in #7Chan on irc.fukt.us at different times of the day (bitch has no sleeping patterns).
—ChibiQ, IRC |
Who Is ChibiQ
ChibiQ is a replicant of Snacks, only much more masculine. Anytime someone references anime she gets harder than Richard Simons on Sweatin' to the Oldies night at the San Francisco VFW hall. Experiences in the #7chan IRC have shown that she will kickban anyone who accusers her of being a cumdumpster or of expressing a deepseated love for the USA. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! PROTIP: ChibiChink is half american and half gook.
Hep and Sheneequa the Amazing Troll Tagteam Wondertwin duo of ED take on ChubbiQ
ChubbiQ's War Against ED
On 07/01/21 at 12:47 hours, Chibicunt posted on 7chan's /i/nvasion board calling for a raid against ED. The original message is as follows:
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)12:47 No.85255 "lol "Account creation has been disabled again. If you want an account, get on irc fgt." Fail site is fail. Edited by mostly-4channers. Once "account creation" is back, the attack will be 24 hours after."
This call to arms was met with much lulz by 7chan's /b/tards, examples following.
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)18:56 No.85508 "What the fuck? You want to raid one of the greatest sites on the net?"
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)21:28 No.85561 "Chibi, you are a chan-whore, but not a war leader."
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)21:34 No.85565 "You dumb fucking whore, ED and 7chan are like two peas in a pod."
Chibicunts failed raid attempt
Quotes from a 7chan /b/tards
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)05:37 No.552935 "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING POLITICS!!!!! CHIBIQ GTFO"
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)05:48 No.552963 "You may think you have power on IRC because you can ban anyone who doesn't like you, but on /b/ no one gives a fuck about what you say. Even if you're Ian's stupid azn masquot. We aren't your army, you're a piece of little shit here."
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)06:07 No.553015 "she's an attention whore, bans whoever she wants on #7chan and sometimes on 7chan.org, has total immunity from ian, she wrote a cheerful article about hersel on ED, she's underage, a weaboo, and is the most disgusting asian on the internet?"
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)06:11 No.553034 "The day that stupid chink takes over 7chan is the day I leave 7chan and go to some other imageboard."
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)09:16 No.553904 "Don't tell anonymous what to think, bitch."
- Anonymous 07/01/21(Sun)11:23 No.554382 "You are not a "leader" "queen" or "masquot" here. You're just one attention seeking camwhore trying to get famous. Just becauseIan likes it doesn't mean we have to. You're not a hero. You're just a stupid azn weaboo (yes azns CAN BE weaboos). You're a myspace pseudo-intellectual underage b& and you should GTFO our internets."
Mod Drama Sunday
Originally this was on the 7chan article, but it probably fits better here |
In the beginning, there was a 7chan mod and Perl coder named Mockskin. And for a time, it was good. He coded several little fixes that allowed 7chan to function. It was because of this, that the other mods and users put up with his bullshit. In an image of himself, he is shown as having, long, greasy locks and in the process of growing a unix beard. By some he was compared to Hitler. He resided in 7chan's IRC channel 24/7. This is evidence that he had no life.
After quitting the job of being 7chan's equivelent of coda, somehow he inexplicably held on to his jumped up position of power (both in the IRC chan and the imageboard). This led to him being a complete dick, constantly criticizing everyone and everything. But we put up with his shit, his reign of terror. That was until someone stood up to him: Mockskin was publicly terrorised and humiliated by a 16 year old, bisexual azn girl on the IRC and /b/.
This revolutionary of sorts was /ignored by Mockskin until she posted degrading images and chatlogs of him. Mock then went fucking mental, deleting/banning posts and people on /b/. Drama ensued. He then added the words "mockskin", "mock" and "mootskin" to the banned word list. He then sent an email to admin with a quit message. But he still continued deleting critical /b/ posts until the mod password was changed.
We are now free of his tyrannical menacing. On the 29th of October 2006, he quit 7chan following lots of drama and lulz.
Mockskin is away at 5:39:01 AM. Handy the Beaver: Y HALO THAR. Auto response from Mockskin: Obviously AFK. Mockskin: ... Mockskin returned at 5:39:28 AM. Handy the Beaver: sup. Mockskin: ,,, Handy the Beaver: i herd u liek mudkips Mockskin: ... Handy the Beaver: wow, you mispelled ...? you had to erase it and write it over? Mockskin: ... Handy the Beaver: alright look. what's the big deal? why'd you leave? Mockskin: I'm surprised ian didn't copypasta the answer when he asked me that Handy the Beaver: well he explained it to me, you said something about not taking our disagreement or whatever public Handy the Beaver: although all i was really doing was trying to get you to help with a new site i'm making Handy the Beaver: you do know this is ChibiQ right Handy the Beaver: hm, said i was disconnected. did you say anything? Mockskin: ... Handy the Beaver: mature Handy the Beaver: so what, you banned me for trying to get your attention, then complain when i complain about it, and leave because of something posted in /b/? in /b/???? Mockskin: Read again. Handy the Beaver: READ WHAT AGAIN? Mockskin: I don't see why I should. It's one thing for chibi to be a cunt, but another for every mod/admin with power who saw that sticky to allow it. I won't be lied about, especially at the hands of worthless females, and even worse, have it allowed by the administration. That's one of the lowest acts someone can commit against me. I don't see a reason to stay in a place where I can't even get people to respect my character. I don't care about how people feel *towards* me, but acting that out in a manner that goes beyond me and that person is unacceptable. I made that move a long time ago. Deceit is the quickest way to end all ties with me. Simple on/off switch. Enjoy ur aids. Signed, Mock. PS: At least I still respect Anonymous enough to not retaliate and exact my complete loss of respect for 7chan in as harmful a manner as I could achieve with the temporary powers I still have. Also, I don't hate anyone or have any bad feelings over it; that's not the case. I just don't put up with it. /b/ - serious business and all, but the actions still stand. Handy the Beaver: i told you i disconnected, you dumbass. Handy the Beaver: i personally asked one of the mods to sticky it, so it would get to you. i called in a favor. Handy the Beaver: it was my fault, and anyway, you still overreacted Mockskin: Overreacted? Mockskin: I didn't do anything. Mockskin: /quit, done Handy the Beaver: pointed to the topic, got all emo, and quit, leaving 7chan to find another mod that can stick around as long as you can AND that knows PERL Handy the Beaver: you knew what you were doing, and you did it on purpose Mockskin: No, no, no. Handy the Beaver: otherwise you wouldn'tve done it Mockskin: No emotion. Mockskin: Don't even dare stick that on me. Mockskin: And yes, I knew exactly what I was doing. Handy the Beaver: and you knew the consequences Mockskin: There are none, for me. Handy the Beaver: and that's all the fuck you ever think about right, i forgot, sorry Mockskin: Pretty much. Handy the Beaver: still, i didn't think you would leave. lol Mockskin: You knew better. Handy the Beaver: not really, i didn't think i could bring down the great and powerful Mock Mockskin: More like, cause mock to move on Mockskin: And that wasn't your fault, that was everyone in power who saw that sticky. Mockskin: And didn't even think enough of me to remove it. Handy the Beaver: well you do shit in a lot of peoples' cereal you know. Handy the Beaver: you're not exactly the most liked mod there Handy the Beaver: you stomp around with your hitler boots on, etc Mockskin: And it's shit like that sticky that only makes it worse. Mockskin: I've never done shit to anonymous that wasn't rule-related or very temporary. Handy the Beaver: maybe they were just trying to bring you down a notch Handy the Beaver: ANYWAY, the topic of the sticky WAS WORTHY of the sticky Mockskin: No, it wasn't. Handy the Beaver: you banned for no good reason Mockskin: I banned you, with damn good reason. Mockskin: And you could get unbanned any time you wanted. Handy the Beaver: i know that, i just chose to move forward with it Handy the Beaver: and anyway, a letter to you in the ani forum WITH AN ANIMAL PICTURE, AND AND ANIMAL JOKE is NOT ban worthy Mockskin: It was a personal matter and harmless Handy the Beaver: and an even Handy the Beaver: yea, so you banned me for something harmless Mockskin: I ignored you for a fucking reason. Mockskin: You pushed that issue, so I ignored a little bit further. Handy the Beaver: using your mod powers Mockskin: Yep. Handy the Beaver: wtg moot Mockskin: That's the only out of ethic act I've commited @ 7chan. Handy the Beaver: then you admit it Mockskin: I needed a way to tell you to 'fuck off already' Mockskin: I figured you'd get the message, but apparantly not. Handy the Beaver: i was just trying to get a yay or nay or "FUCK OFF CHIBI" or "GTFO" or "..." from you Mockskin: As well, people have no right to claim I was trying to start sum intarnets drama. Mockskin: 'No.' Handy the Beaver: and that could've finished it, but you chose abuse Mockskin: Abuse? Mockskin: You don't post in /ani/ anyway. Mockskin: Nothing of value was lost. Mockskin: Abuse would be me repeatedly banning you from everything. Handy the Beaver: how do you know i don't post in ani? you didn't know that Mockskin: Nobody posts in /ani/ Handy the Beaver: did you know i post in /cat/ sometimes? and /ss/? and /guro/? Mockskin: place is dead Mockskin: cat has 3k something posts, even I've posted there Handy the Beaver: /guro/'s basically dead half the time Handy the Beaver: anyway, it's beside the point Handy the Beaver: you should come back.. there were a lot of people (surprised the fuck out of me) wanting you back Handy the Beaver: namely, fakeshadow Mockskin: She can still talk to me if she wants. Handy the Beaver: i know Mockskin: I'm still here. Handy the Beaver: you should still come back. Mockskin: And no, I can't go back. Mockskin: No. Mockskin: Won't happen. Handy the Beaver: you're too big to go back right Handy the Beaver: :-\ Handy the Beaver: and you talk about women. wtf. Mockskin: If I were to do that, I'd forever be 'emo' and starting drama. Mockskin: That, and I can't. Mockskin: Srsly Mockskin: I don't allow it. Mockskin: Even talking to you now is a breech of that code. Handy the Beaver: alright, i'm not gonna beg you. personally, i'm glad you're not there to correct everything i say with your big "No." stamp and "LURK MOAR" every 5 minutes Mockskin: Enjoy it Mockskin: 7chan's now either sink or swim, and my leaving may actually wind up helping it swim. Handy the Beaver: *shrugs* Mockskin: It'll force ian to get some mods that do their jobs. Handy the Beaver: lol yea you should've seen him scrambling after you left Mockskin: Btw, loli.fukt.us, the page there now, dumbest idea ever. Handy the Beaver: he .seen'd every mod Handy the Beaver: i know, it's temporary Mockskin: It'll never go anywhere. Mockskin: Mock's prediction Handy the Beaver: lol Handy the Beaver: personally i think the only thing that will stop it is HD space and bandwidth Handy the Beaver: but you're probably right Mockskin: Like I said, though, if people wanted to contact me, they knew where. I know better than to expect or want such things. Handy the Beaver: btw did you liek the images i made of you? Mockskin: I don't like you or anything you produce. Handy the Beaver: hehe well stop breathing my air, nigra Mockskin: Consequence of /your/ actions. Handy the Beaver: so i guess this is probably gonna be the last time we talk right Mockskin: Probably. Handy the Beaver: well good luck in life, you're pprrrobably gonna need it.. and loosen up some. nobody likes a an asshole that much. :P Mockskin: See, the thing is, at the end of the day, if someone doesn't like me, /ignore and it's done. That's it, over, done, nothing else. I leave them alone. Mockskin: Even just telling me to leave them alone will work Mockskin: Simple, honest, direct. Mockskin: I don't go behind people's backs making other shit worse just for my own personal vendettas. Handy the Beaver: i didn't go behind your back Mockskin: ... Handy the Beaver: i chose a public forum, for judges on the situation Mockskin: I get enough flak from Anonymous without your affirming their claims. Mockskin: Which is entirely untrue. Mockskin: See, you could have just told me, oh wait, you were ignored. So why couldn't you just leave well enough alone? Handy the Beaver: because you said you like a challenge, to learn new things, to give advice, blah blah tl;dr Mockskin: I've been through that bullshit a thousand times. Mockskin: I like challenges, sure, but I've already been down many, many avenues. Mockskin: I go out of my way to be very forward with people. To tell /them/ what I think, and allow them to act however they wish. Handy the Beaver: you don't go out of your way, you enjoy it Handy the Beaver: :P Mockskin: It doesn't come naturally. Handy the Beaver: so you supress your TRUE EMOTIONS AND DON'T GET ALL EMO WHEN YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT TO?? Handy the Beaver: lol Mockskin: Yep Mockskin: not want to Mockskin: Bad words Handy the Beaver: ah Mockskin: Nature doesn't know best, end of story. Mockskin: I chose never to hang around people that wouldn't afford me the same directness and honesty. Handy the Beaver: i do, i call you an asshole all the time Mockskin: ... Mockskin: I've only known two or three people over the past few years that lived up to that. Handy the Beaver: so i'm not honest and direct? Mockskin: You see what you're doing now? Mockskin: This little IM window? Mockskin: That's direct. Mockskin: Go look at /b/ and /ani/. Mockskin: That's not. Mockskin: You fail. Handy the Beaver: you NAME WASN'T IN THE /ani/ POST Handy the Beaver: MY NAME WAS Handy the Beaver: BECAUSE SOMEONE (PROBABLY YOU) PUT IT THERE Handy the Beaver: that was their (or your) fault, not mine Mockskin: Fake Mockskin: FaKe* Handy the Beaver: i see. Mockskin: It wasn't the post, but the motive behind it. Handy the Beaver: all i did was ask a question Mockskin: You couldn't even afford me enough respect to come to me. Handy the Beaver: i didn't think "AIM" at the time, i'm sorry Mockskin: I would have most likely told you no, to gtfo, and then blocked you. Handy the Beaver: all this directness, internet, blah blah Mockskin: But that's how things go. Mockskin: No, you didn't. Mockskin: That's just it, most people don't think. Mockskin: Especially women. Handy the Beaver: it's the fucking internet, mock. i just asked a question Handy the Beaver: jeez. Mockskin: And you're still a person on it. Handy the Beaver: and i asked a simple question, DIRECTLY, because you wouldn't answer me on mirc Mockskin: You don't suddenly get to believe that nothing matters. Handy the Beaver: irc even, sorry. Handy the Beaver: linux, blah Handy the Beaver: lol Handy the Beaver: anyway.. i wasn't insulting, i wasn't trying to embarrass you, i wasn't trying another other than asking a question Handy the Beaver: anything even Mockskin: Without any thought towards the outcomes of that action. Mockskin: Simpleminded decisions, and fuck you for them. Handy the Beaver: you're famous for your direct answers, i didn't think you'd go all dictator on me Handy the Beaver: maybe it's you, you read too much into things Mockskin: I don't know how much more direct I can get than 'tired of your faggotry */ignore*' Handy the Beaver: that's not exactly the best policy for EVERYTHING Handy the Beaver: somethings are shallow Mockskin: And then 'BANNED: No.' Handy the Beaver: no "BITCH WAS BANNED FOR THAT POST" Handy the Beaver: there was no "No." involved Mockskin: You didn't even attempt to read the ban reason, then. Mockskin: That's also pretty fucking direct. Handy the Beaver: i would've had to try to post again Handy the Beaver: and i knew you were serious Handy the Beaver: so i was like fuck it, this is bullshit, CHARGE!!!! and whatnot Mockskin: Typical female response. Handy the Beaver: no, a typical female response would've been to try to respond to you, and blogging about you ignoring me Mockskin: ... Mockskin: Isn't that almost exactly what you did? Handy the Beaver: no Mockskin: ... Handy the Beaver: fuck no, i started a movement. Mockskin: ... Mockskin signed off at 6:25:14 AM. Mockskin signed on at 7:12:31 AM. Mockskin: Seriously, knock it the fuck off. Handy the Beaver: it's /b/, i can do what the fuck i want Mockskin: Why can't you just leave well enough alone? Mockskin: Not if there's no /b/ to do it too. Mockskin: -o Handy the Beaver: oh so now you're threatening /b/ Mockskin: Chibi, just leave it alone, please. Handy the Beaver: fine. Mockskin: What's gotten into you? Handy the Beaver: /b/? lol Mockskin: ... Mockskin: Knock it off. Mockskin: I just want to leave, and all you do is create drama. Mockskin: Stop. Handy the Beaver: alright, but i stand by my "it's /b/". i'll stop since you're threatening. Mockskin: Yeah, but at least you could show some compassion. Mockskin: I didn't go fucking with you. Mockskin: Don't make me fuck with /b/. Handy the Beaver: i told you i won't post anymore Mockskin: Thank you. Mockskin: I don't know what the fuck is going through your head. Handy the Beaver: actually i was just getting a lulz out of it.. it's /b/. Handy the Beaver: but, alright, you want compassion, i'll stop Handy the Beaver: i'm gonna be emo and say it's not exactly what you showed me, but i'll be the bigger.. woman. person. whatever. Mockskin: Say what? Mockskin: Oh Mockskin: What did I do to you, other than a simple ban? Handy the Beaver: i told you, it was just for lulz Handy the Beaver: personally, i've shrugged everything we've gone through off Mockskin: Bullshit Mockskin: Then why don't you leave it alone? Handy the Beaver: because IT WAS JUST FOR A LAUGH Handy the Beaver: not you leaving Handy the Beaver: not the whole thing Handy the Beaver: just the posting Mockskin: There are better laughs elsewhere. Handy the Beaver: true Handy the Beaver: *shrugs*